Tony Tripoli spills the vintage champagne on what it was really like working with the late, great Joan Rivers—yes, he basically was "Hacks" before "Hacks" was cool. We talk glam, grit, and Hookers in Scottsdale, where Botox is a birthright and the men are as smooth as their foreheads. From red carpets to cutting-room floors, Tony's stories are razor-sharp, wildly funny, and just the right amount of unhinged. Bring your sunscreen and your side-eye—this one's hot.