The Enterprise is attacked by alien looters! T'pol gets abducted, Trip gets an offer he can refuse, Archer haggles over the price of the vault, and Porthos gets put into a box. Do the Rules of Acquisition tell who gets the anal probe?

And you won't believe what NASA allegedly said about aliens.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Previously...

00:40 And now this week's show

01:15 Clutch Claw maneuvers

01:50 Welcome back Patrick!

02:40 A Promotion!

03:00 Promotion thru Oo-Mox?

03:20 That claw comes in handy

03:40 Something to grab onto

04:15 Just following orders

04:45 Twitter fake news excitement

05:00 Alien Life Not Fuck-able?!

05:49 Oh yea, no kids!

06:30 The Loophole

07:00 Klingon Reproductive Organs

08:00 Corrections! - What kind of whale?

09:00 IDW - Mirror Universe Comic - https://trekmovie.com/2021/05/19/idw-launching-star-trek-the-mirror-war-year-long-comics-series/

09:50 Kate Mulgrew's introduction on Star Trek: Prodigy - https://trekmovie.com/2021/05/14/kate-mulgrew-reveals-star-trek-prodigy-setup-and-introduction-of-hologram-janeway/

11:02 There's coffee in that nebula

11:22 There are four coffees

11:33 Writing wrapped on Discovery Season 4 - https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-discovery-producers-season-4-production-is-getting-closer-to-completion

12:00 Army of the Dead - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0993840/

12:20 Voice of Action - Pancreatic Action Week - Virtual Event June 14 5p, Pacific - FREE! https://pancan.org

13:30 https://Patreon.org/StarfleetUnderground

14:00 How we do it...A fucking book?

14:30 Where no one has gone before, the REAL story.

15:00 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Acquisition"

15:15 Teaser - "Challenge Accepted"

16:00 Sounds familiar The Guest Stars!

17:13 Adrift or Straight and Level?

17:50 Subtitles

18:30 The Ferengi are the Area 51 Aliens!?

19:00 Anal Probing

20:30 Act I - "How do we know, if we don't try?"

21:40 I hear what you're saying

22:20 Trip's Magic Underwear

23:50 They have adapters

24:50 COVID Cosplay Opportunities!

25:45 T'Pol's Ear vs Creepy Krem

26:50 Cool Ass Ramps

28:00 Suliban Influences

29:00 The Ferengi Bug

29:23 Act II - "Life Finds a Way"

30:30 In the files of HR

30:45 Just because a guy's in his underwear...

31:30 Sex Slave advice from Princess Leia

32:00 The Jump-back

32:30 What's in the box? It's Porthos!

33:30 Psychological Warfare

34:00 Rules of Acquisition

35:46 Cuffing Archer and Ferengi Appetite

36:30 Greed is Eternal

37:00 Rippin' it out

38:00 T'Pol - Funny Vulcan

39:30 Hold still!

40:18 They're into Ears

40:30 Moogie was woke...but...

41:20 Moobs and protein drinks

42:20 Act III - "Not with that attitude, you won't"

43:20 Distrust among family

43:58 The Plan

44:30 Alarming ways to handle an alarm

45:00 Just Electric Whip it, Baby!

45:45 Bit 'em right in the Ear

46:30 Porthos, what big ears you have

47:30 Voyeurism

48:30 Running the corridor

49:00 Act IV - "Alien Life May Not Be Fuck-Able"

50:00 Who's on their knees?

50:30 Well versed in the arts of pleasure

51:10 Did Krem Kremm?

51:20 Vulcan Love Slave Novel

52:00 I'll give ya 5 bars...10!

53:00 The Scenic Route

54:12 The most horrible line, "Sorry fellas, bank must be closed today"

54:50 Building up Krem

55:30 Old water polo injury

56:00 When jokes fall flat

56:30 Cher?

57:50 With great power come great ass-kissing

58:20 All right, I'll give you Oo-Mox

59:03 Heather's rating: 6.5!

59:50 Don't put that on your tongue!

1:00:00 Tastes like ass, but it's pretty cool, isn't it?

1:01:44 Next Week: Star Trek: Enterprise - Season 1 "Oasis"

1:02:00 A dessert with no name?

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