There's so many decent Christmas songs, that one Troika isn't going to be enough! So I've split them over two episodes - maybe more if I pull my finger out! While the first track isn't strictly 'explicit' (there's no swearing), it is a rather rum tale that minors may find disturbing.

So we have: 'Oh Santa!' by Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer, 'Get behind me Santa!' by Sufjan Stevens* and 'A Snowflake Fell (and it felt like a kiss)' by Glasvegas