When the United States began to establish official commercial relations with Tahiti, the government and the sailors who visited there thought that the U.S. consuls would be able to help them get the most out of their visit. But instead, the first two U.S. consuls destroyed the reputation of the United States and actively sabotaged their changes of good relations with the sovereign Tahitian government. Either actively or passively, they helped the French take over Tahiti in 1842 and made Tahiti a much less friendly place for Americans. Full show notes, including a full transcript, available at https://consolationprize.rrchnm.org/s2e1-tahiti/. Support Consolation Prize by becoming a member at https://r2studios.org/support-us/.