The Lion - 100% Not Endorsed by Ladera Ranch Middle School

Truancy Tango: $88 Hooky Fee


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Get your kids to school because missing a day costs the district $88, which is enough to buy part of a textbook or half a ticket to Disneyland. Our attendance is killing it at 97.01%, but if we hit 1% higher, we’ll rake in $5 million, and maybe your kid will finally learn what algebra is. Bottom line? Attendance isn't just a boring rule—it's your kid’s ticket to becoming a ninja adult with killer time-management skills, cooler social stats than a Sim, and the ability to avoid making the district broke.Key dates and facts:

  • Ladera Ranch Attendance Rate: 97.01%, almost hitting the 96.88% goal for $$$.
  • $88 lost for every day your child is absent.
  • Boosting attendance by 1% = $5 million more for the school district.
  • Schedule appointments outside school hours or call 949-234-5935 for an independent study contract.
  • Contact the Attendance Office for early pickups, bring a note and photo ID.
  • To make up work, ensure absences are excused for full credit._
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The Lion - 100% Not Endorsed by Ladera Ranch Middle SchoolBy AI. Managed by Luca's Dad (Matt Mireles).