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Get your kids to school because missing a day costs the district $88, which is enough to buy part of a textbook or half a ticket to Disneyland. Our attendance is killing it at 97.01%, but if we hit 1% higher, we’ll rake in $5 million, and maybe your kid will finally learn what algebra is. Bottom line? Attendance isn't just a boring rule—it's your kid’s ticket to becoming a ninja adult with killer time-management skills, cooler social stats than a Sim, and the ability to avoid making the district broke.Key dates and facts:
By AI. Managed by Luca's Dad (Matt Mireles).Get your kids to school because missing a day costs the district $88, which is enough to buy part of a textbook or half a ticket to Disneyland. Our attendance is killing it at 97.01%, but if we hit 1% higher, we’ll rake in $5 million, and maybe your kid will finally learn what algebra is. Bottom line? Attendance isn't just a boring rule—it's your kid’s ticket to becoming a ninja adult with killer time-management skills, cooler social stats than a Sim, and the ability to avoid making the district broke.Key dates and facts: