The rumors of Trump's death have been greatly exaggerated—but the drama is very real. Arynne and Charly catch up after summer break with everything from fake death conspiracies to the year of the cursed CEO. They unpack the wild saga of a millionaire stealing a child's hat at the US Open, the deeper meaning behind "don't wear white after Labor Day," and how Gavin Newsom is trolling his way into relevance. Plus: college kids going conservative in accounting class, crime in space (yes, literally), and why it might not be safe for anti-woke Americans to travel to the UK anymore.