In this segment, host Clay Edwards celebrates President Donald Trump's announcement of a "warrior dividend"—a $1,776 bonus (symbolizing the year of America's founding in 1776) for every U.S. military member, funded by tariff revenues and already en route as a Christmas thank-you. Edwards highlights the surge in military enlistments under Trump compared to the previous year's lows, mocks anticipated leftist backlash labeling it "fascism" while contrasting it with demands for $10,000 student loan forgiveness, and urges Democrat-leaning service members to redirect their checks if they view the U.S. as colonized land. He plays a clip of Trump explaining the bonus and praises him as the greatest president ever.