Someone bet $580 million that oil prices would crash at 6:49 a.m. on March 23rd—exactly fifteen minutes before Trump announced he was postponing strikes on Iran. Oil immediately tanked 11 percent, the S&P surged 2.5 percent, and whoever made that trade just became obscenely rich while regulators stay completely silent. This isn't the first time anonymous accounts have made millions correctly predicting the exact timing of U.S. military operations, and the agency that's supposed to stop this hasn't brought a single real enforcement case.