Through a bunch of executive orders, President Trump has guaranteed that, in the federal government, men will be men and women will be women.
Al Gore is really upset about Trump’s promise to drill, baby  drill.
Alexandria Overrated Cortez is really upset. She said exactly six years ago that we have 12 years left.
The Pirates are trying to bribe a kid to get him to give them an $11 million Paul Skenes baseball card.