Welcome to the show folks! today we're talking the absolute wildness of the recently released Epstein files with Trump's name being mentioned, we'll be looking at Tom Felton's return to the role of Draco for the stage, we'll be recapping our last weekend and performance, and going over some viral goofs! Enjoy!

00:00 Intro banter and preview

04:39 unpacking the wild Epstein files

19:18 Conor’s dental disaster

32:49 BookTok is horny + plus viral trends

44:22 twitter sucks (but we still use it)

48:43 BOTW: Citrus Rattler + Roo blue balls

59:14 Our tense DJ set

01:08:56 the chat is on Dan’s side

01:19:01 Conor’s cricket signatures got dad-bombed

01:29:10 Tom Felton is back (cringe) 

01:35:31 Vince Gilligan’s Pluribus thoughts

01:42:50 End of Show talk + Goodbye