Alex Kotov

Trust me, i'm an engineer !


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Trust me, i'm an engineer !

There are many parodys to this song now, this is a nice one in TF2 style !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnJiAF9jsFw
come and visit my book of faces !
http://www.facebook.com/vilkaz.zebigwan
or birdy site
https://twitter.com/#!/Vilkaz

you can download like a pirat,

just google "youtube to mp3" 😃

TEXT :

i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov

and i'm an engineer !
just let me take my breakfast first,
cornflakes, vodka and beer !

and then i'll show you all of mine

constructions ewerywhere
i can explain the world for you,
all that i need is chair

i built many buildings,

well some of them have failed
i had to leave my country,
so through the sea i sailed !

Refrain

Trust me, i'm an engineer !

i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !

i built alot of bridges,

some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure !
Intruders have no chance !

you want to drive a broken car

i can help you in this !
no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
those parts i never miss !

my good diploma give me jobs

although i didn't study,
i simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy !

since then i travel everywhere,

and sometimes build a Road (
you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
i piss in expert mode !

interrupt : (Kalinka style)

i am, an engineeer an i having good time now,

physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know

you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn

let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn

i feel really well, i get paid more then you

cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !

i drive my tractor like a boss

see what jump i just did ? !
you say this is impossible ?
just like i give a shit !

my bicycle is wearing shoes

showel bazooka is in use
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor !

i once tried to catch the sun

and dirty brick to wash
now i say : my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh...

Outtro with

Trust me, i'm an engineer !

i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !

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