Quick—listen to this episode before the shadow government deletes it! This week’s You Guys Are My Friends: The Podcast is a very special and spooky episode devoting to asking the hard questions and getting real answers.

Nacho welcomes his wife Jessica and his podcast contemporary Irvin back into the studio, along with Danny the Arby’s deliveryman. They are joined by this week’s special guests Elvira, who brought in the topic, and Chris Demarais, who discusses his recent experimentation with the rabies virus.

In this episode we blow the lid off mind control, warp whistles, Loch Ness Monster and bigfoot sightings, the moon landing (featuring famous movie director Stan Lee Cube Bricks), A.I. (artificial intelligence, for long), and stick around til the end where we offer tips on how to survive the zombie apocalypse.

If you’re listening to this on August 12th or 13th, don’t forget to check out the Perseid Meteor shower! Check your local sky for details.