Oh, what, you're too good for a Mother's Day card review nearly 2 weeks after the holiday? Some child/listener you are!

Join Bobby, Dan, and Western film star Clayton Gammy as they storm the greeting card congressional floor with angry math, Maya Rudolph bots, and a less-than-lengthy-but-more-than-cursory-glance look at the trending hashtag #bestcardever. Later, the lads rate and review a card that is nothing short of lovely, and reminds us all that just because you have a gazebo doesn't mean it's an event.

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