John and Mike travelled to Tshikwalo Lodge in South Africa, just outside of Pretoria...it was a wild adventure even before the animals entered the picture.

2:14 Menlyn Park Mall - may or may not be the largest shopping labyrinth in the southern hemisphere... 

4:39 Melissa Joan Hart (apparently)

9:33 Our room - a split decision

15:47 Surprise!

20:32 Stuck in the mud

27:45 The gift that keeps giving

34:11 Drunk hiccups

38:27 Pretoria

44:14 John thinks he knows what a panhandler is...

47:59 That amazingly significant monument to humankind named something something

51:08 exit rows aren't comfortable

56:06 JFK Rage

(No animals were hurt and would never be hurt during the making of the story that influenced this episode)