The Tennis Tragic #042 / Tsitsipas's Tsadness / Matte and David convene in the thick of the dirt to discuss the events of Roland Garros leading up to the semi-finals.  Topics include:  the dangers of yoga, Amelie Mauresmo's night session faux pas, Iga Swiatek's 33rd consecutive court killing, Coco Gauff's 18 year-old maturity, non-traditional solutions to on-court coaching, the cheating Houston Astros, the choreography of line judges, the theatrical grandeur of Mo Lahyani, Martina Trevisan's rise to glory (again), Jo-Wilfred Tsonga's retirement ceremony, Roger Federer's GOAT claim after he chooses to dominate the doubles tour in his 40s, Cilic's Twitches, Stefanos's Sadness, and surprise of all surprises... Rafa's 12847th victory at the French Open.  

Episode also includes bonus fashion mini-rundown for line judge cardigans and Marin Cilic's Head kit, as well as a Balkan geography quiz.