Rachel and Brandon are back in the Snitchuation Room with three situations that range from heartbreaking to fully unhinged. First: a family that turns a funeral day into a surprise birthday party… at the grieving daughter’s house… and then has the audacity to request Grandma’s ashes for a ring. Next: a listener watches his older brother and sister-in-law vanish from the entire family after joining a fundamentalist-adjacent church—blocked numbers, burner-account Facebook stalking, and a whole lot of culty red flags—while he wrestles with whether to keep reaching out or protect his peace. Finally: a young corporate worker is down astronomically bad for the hottest man alive, accidentally speaks in a “British” accent, and now needs an emergency plan to manufacture the ick before she melts into a puddle on their shared project. Get ready to enter the Snitchuation Room.

00:00:00 – Welcome Back to the Snitchuation Room

00:01:00 – Snitchuation #1: Funeral Weekend Turns Into a Birthday Party

00:04:10 – The Ashes Ring Request + “Do I Call This Out?”

00:07:10 – Boundary Setting: When Family Ignores Explicit Requests

00:10:10 – Brandon’s Ashes Policy + The Teddy Bear Ashes Storytime

00:16:20 – Snitchuation #2: My Brother Cut Off the Entire Family

00:19:40 – “It’s Giving Cult”: Church Isolation, Control, and Burner Accounts

00:24:10 – What To Do: Closure Texts, Documentation, and Being a Soft Place to Land

00:29:30 – Snitchuation #3: Corporate Crush + The Accidental “Good Day” Accent

00:33:10 – The Ick Protocol: FBI Research, Divisive Questions, and Surviving the Project

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