The Two Bobs episode 74 for Monday, August 27, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob gagged down a few sips of Bloody Beer by Shorts. It tasted like a combination of beer, Bloody Mary, and week-old leftovers from a Chinese buffet. https://www.shortsbrewing.com/beers/bloody-beer/

* Robert had much better luck with his Speedway Stout by AleSmith Brewing. http://alesmith.com/beers/speedway-stout/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll force you to drink the rest of Rob’s beer.

* Would you pay to stay at a haunted house? Apparently some sadistic motherfuckers would. https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/new-york/haunted-shanley-hotel-ny/

* Not to be outdone by Team “Pour Boiling Water on Yourself” people are setting themselves on fire to fling themselves into social media whoredom. https://people.com/human-interest/girl-burned-in-fire-challenge/

* This week we have enough CRAZY NEWS to make your nips hard!

* Extra terrestrials have gotten a leg up as someone who claims to have encountered aliens is running for Congress with a major news publication’s endorsement. #MAGA (Make Aliens Great Again) https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/miami-herald-bettina-rodriguez-aguilera_us_5b7c1500e4b05906b417862e

* A stranded parrot tells rescuers to fuck off. https://www.newsweek.com/firefighter-sent-rescue-parrot-roof-told-f-bird-1072174

* How much stolen Ramen does it take to get the death penalty? We might just never find out but it’s safe to say this dumbass came close! https://www.wspa.com/news/thieves-steal-truck-filled-with-98-000-worth-of-ramen-noodles/1372291961

* A naked man breaks into a liquor store just to steal a can of soda. We’re just hoping he didn’t pitch a tent when he opened the cooler. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/naked-man-breaks-into-liquor-store-steals-can-of-soda-police-say/813109249

* A burglar strips naked to rob a restaurant. What’s even more peculiar is that he put his clothes back on when he was done. Naked restaurant robbery must be one of those “don’t knock it until you’ve tried it” situations. https://myfox8.com/2018/08/19/burglar-strips-naked-before-robbing-new-york-restaurant/

* An Austin man grabs a store clerk’s breast before stealing a taco. He ordered a titty bel grande! (Get it??? Fuck you.) https://foxsanantonio.com/news/nation-world/man-accused-of-grabbing-store-clerks-breat-stealing-taco