The Two Bobs episode 75 for Monday, September 3, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a PB&J Stout by Shorts. https://www.shortsbrewing.com/beers/pbj-stout/

* Robert had an Imperial Biscotti Break by EVILTWIN. http://eviltwin.dk/Imperial-Biscotti-Break

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’re going to record all of your farts for six months and post them to YouTube.

* According to the internet alcohol is bad for you and has zero health benefits. #fuckscience https://www.delish.com/food-news/a22830059/alcohol-has-no-health-benefits/

* Enough CRAZY NEWS this week to make you feel slightly better about being the ugliest of all your siblings.

* A security guard creates a mashup of all of his farts at work over six months. https://news.avclub.com/florida-security-guard-documents-farts-online-for-6-mon-1828577912

* A preteen confronts a home invader stealing ribs and wine coolers from his refrigerator. https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/11-year-old-confronts-home-invader-taking-wine-coolers-and-ribs

* Florida man channels his inner Michael Scott as he was being arrested for possession (of drugs, not sitcom anecdotes). http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/michael-scott-fan-nabbed-274039

* People are eating ants on a stick. #fuckscienceagain https://www.usmagazine.com/food/news/ants-on-a-stick-snack-with-real-bugs-divides-twitter/

* An Asian couple couldn’t conceive because he was sticking it in the wrong hole for four years. He was living a dream and didn’t even know it! https://www.newsweek.com/couple-couldnt-conceive-because-theyve-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162

* A man with no arms or legs is armed and on the run... and that’s pretty much the maximum amount of amputation puns that can fit into a single sentence. http://gawker.com/man-with-no-legs-and-no-hands-sought-in-double-murder-1655292448

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