The Two Bobs episode 75 for Monday, September 17, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a 30th Anniversary Cherry Stout Reserve by Bells. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/30th-anniversary-cherry-stout-reserve

* Robert had a Cherry Cordial Imperial Stout by Southern Tier. https://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/cherry-cordial/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or Robert will shut your power off. Take that, Bitch!

* Alexa has been secretly listening to Rob for months and made his Christmas list for him.

* CRAZY NEWS so delicious your fat, stupid ass will probably try to eat it!

* Redneck sissy does stupid shit and then cries for his mugshot. https://www.wkrg.com/news/baldwin-county/police-man-moons-attacks-woman-after-dispute-over-shopping-cart-at-spanish-fort-rouses/1352751818

* Why buy your drugs out of a car window when you can use a drive through? Oh, because it's shady as fuck. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/31/florida-couple-built-drive-thru-window-at-mobile-home-to-sell-drugs-cops.html

* Florida Man gave his girlfriend a Wet Willy and got arrested for it. There IS Justice in the world! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/01/florida-man-arrested-after-allegedly-gave-girlfriend-wet-willy-affidavit-says.html

* After Florida Man got out of prison he burned his house down baking cookies on his George Foreman grill. http://www.theledger.com/news/20180906/naked-florida-man-starts-house-fire-while-baking-cookies-on-george-foreman-grill-in-niceville

* A man breaks into a home, takes a shower, eats some steak and then leaves with some irrigation pipes he borrowed from the walls. We're not sure why he was arrested (probably racist cops). https://magicvalley.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-man-broke-into-house-used-shower-ate-steak-left/article_4f700177-f7cd-58df-b02d-48a82b9f5fdb.html

* A Connecticut genius is hospitalized for lighting a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle. Darwin must have been taking a nap because he missed this one. https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Woman-Hospitalized-After-Lighting-Dynamite-Rather-Than-Candle-492679521.html

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