The Two Bobs episode 80 for Monday, October 15, 2018:

* The Two Bobs are on Spotify! Visit thetwobobs.com/Spotify to listen.

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob took down a Night Owl Pumpkin Ale from Elysian. https://www.elysianbrewing.com/

* Robert thoroughly enjoyed his Heady Topper from The Alchemist. https://alchemistbeer.com

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll sell you to Russian traffickers on eBay.

* Girlfriend of the Year candidate makes a list of 22 things her boyfriend is banned from doing. https://brobible.com/culture/article/girlfriend-contract-22-things-boyfriend-banned/

* If we made a mashup of all of this week’s CRAZY NEWS stories it would read “Man printing cash at a public library gets in trouble with his girlfriend for selling her on eBay. Angered, the girlfriend does a bunch of meth and attacks him with an axe before hitting a squirrel with her car and giving it mouth-to-mouth in a desperate attempt to save its life. The squirrel’s owner, a crazy bitch who’s afraid of flying, tries taking the rodent on a commercial flight but is soon arrested for distributing stolen tequila over the internet. It is later discovered that the squirrel was actually an aborted fetus.”

* A Florida man is accused of counterfeiting money using a shared printer at a public library. This goes to prove that just because you’re hanging out a library doesn’t mean you aren’t an idiot. http://www.tampabay.com/news/Pasco-man-accused-of-counterfeiting-currency-using-printer-at-public-library_172365347

* Another man jokingly lists his girlfriend on eBay and is surprised when bids reach $119K. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/man-lists-used-girlfriend-for-sale-on-ebay-is-shocked-when-bids-reach-119g

* This guy gets high on meth and tells the cops a ghost planted the drug in his home. It’s weird that the police didn’t decide to arrest the ghost instead. https://www.knoe.com/content/news/OPSO-Man-says-ghost-planted-meth-in-home-after-he-was-attacked-with-axe-495058491.html

* Only in Minnesota would a man hit a squirrel with his car and then give the tree rodent CPR. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/10/08/Man-uses-CPR-to-save-squirrel-hit-by-car/2031539014289/

* A woman is removed from a flight for boarding the flight with her emotional support squirrel and refusing to leave on her own. https://www.yahoo.com/gma/woman-removed-plane-boarding-emotional-support-squirrel-105012179--abc-news-topstories.html

* Texas police seize a shit ton of stolen tequila after the thief advert...