The Two Bobs episode 80 for Monday, October 22, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Curmudgeon’s Better Half from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/latest-news/2018/new-beer-release-curmudgeons-better-half-2/

* Robert took down a Mad Rex Red Rye IPA. https://untappd.com/b/blueprint-brewing-co-mad-rex/2549207

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll force you to eat pizza every day for the next 30 years. Wait...that’s a good thing.

* The idiot from Episode 78 that shoved his toddler into a claw machine got in trouble and lost his job. Probably for the best, especially since the middle school he worked at has vending machines and middle schoolers don’t fit as easily through the slots. https://www.eagletribune.com/news/merrimack_valley/andover-teacher-resigns-amid-nh-theft-child-endangerment-accusations/article_32347fae-b090-57bf-a186-8abeabf45bac.html

* Buffalo Wild Wings has an awesome autumnal limited release wing sauce. Robert won’t try it though because he’s a sissy. https://www.bustle.com/p/buffalo-wild-wings-launched-a-bbq-pumpkin-sauce-flavor-for-a-limited-time-12270681

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so insane it’ll make that one time you spanked it to your cousin’s yearbook photo seem rather normal.

* This guy has eaten pizza literally every day for the last 30 years and is still alive and well. Fuck you, science! https://www.app.com/story/life/food/2018/10/11/hackensack-nj-man-has-eaten-pizza-every-day-over-30-years/1603730002/

* A naked man swims with sharks at a Toronto aquarium and gets in trouble. Here we thought Canada was a lawless wasteland... https://www.680news.com/2018/10/15/naked-man-jumps-into-shark-tank-at-torontos-ripleys-aquarium/

* This genius ate a Tide Pod and then beat the shit out of the hospital trying to save his life. https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/15/man-ate-tide-pod-then-destroyed-7500-of-hospital-equipment-8040660/?

* Cookies stuffed with human remains are handed out at a high school in California. Human spice everything! http://www.newser.com/story/266025/cops-cookies-with-human-remains-possibly-doled-out-at-school.html

* A woman is arrested for trying out dozens of sex toys at a Walmart. This lady gets in trouble while people all over the world are trying on shoes—out in the open and in full view of families and virgins—prior to purchase? It’s a terrible double standard and it needs to stop.