The Two Bobs episode 84 for Monday, November 12, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Potter’s Porter from Blackrocks. https://www.blackrocksbrewery.com/potters-porter/ 

* Robert failed to properly check our previous beers and drank one Rob already had on the show, a Special Double Cream Stout from Bell’s. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/specialty/special-double-cream-stout 

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33. Seriously, stop procrastinating. 

* Oscar Mayer officially declares hot dogs are sandwiches. They’ve effectively lost all credibility in Rob’s eyes. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/oscar-mayer-says-hot-dogs-are-sandwiches-complaints-hotline 

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so sexy Trump tried to grab its pussy.

* Florida man done fashioned himself a redneck boat trailer hitch. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/opinion/audience/david-whitley/os-ae-florida-man-hitch-david-whitley-1029-story.html 

* It turns out boa constrictors are not tax-deductible. We blame Trump’s tax plan. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/11/02/Live-boa-constrictor-found-in-bin-of-Goodwill-donations/9481541184925/?sl=2 

* A half-naked woman falls through the ceiling of a Cook Out...twice. https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Bare-buns-Half-naked-woman-falls-through-Cook-13353867.php 

* Florida man broke into a home and decided to brew some coffee and smoke a cigarette. https://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/florida-man-brews-pot-of-coffee-smokes-cigarette-during-burglary-deputies-say 

* An emotional support dog brought a whole new meaning to “business class” aboard a Delta plane. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/06/delta-passenger-blasts-airline-after-he-sits-in-dog-poop-on-plane.html 

* Florida man stripped his clothes off (shocker), jumped into a crocodile pool, got bit, then climbed out and jumped back in again. Only in Florida. https://breaking911.com/florida-man-strips-down-to-his-underwear-crocs-jumps-into-crocodile-pool-gets-bitten-climbs-out-and-jumps-in-again/ 

* A SeaWorld employee was arrested for smuggling penguin penises to China. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/seaworld-employee-arrested-for-smuggling-penguin-penises-to-china/