The Two Bobs episode 85 for Monday, November 19, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Best Brown Ale from Bell’s. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/seasonal/best-brown-ale

* Robert guzzled down a Minor Indiscretion Double IPA from Alwerks. http://www.alewerks.com/index.html

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or Robert will strip naked and eat your noodles.

* Alcoholic K-cups are here! Let us all rejoice and ponder what we did wrong to get to the point where we can’t mix our own fucking drinks anymore. https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/11/13/18088118/keurig-drinkworks-cocktail-pods-k-cup-beer-bar

* All this CRAZY NEWS is going to make you drop your panties faster than a coked-up hooker hanging out with Dave Chapelle. https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2018/11/13/18088118/keurig-drinkworks-cocktail-pods-k-cup-beer-bar

* A Japanese man married an underaged hologram. She love him long time, as long as the power doesn’t go out. https://sg.news.yahoo.com/crazy-love-japanese-man-married-hologram-040646446.html

* A man riding a legit Flinstone car dressed like Fred himself is arrested. Yabba dabba don’t! https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fred-flintstone-arrested-florida-speeding_us_5beb09f0e4b044bbb1a99787

* A New York couple has spent over $10,000 pampering their pet squirrel. https://nypost.com/video/couple-spends-10k-pampering-pet-squirrel/

* Another pant-less genius falls through a restaurant ceiling. http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/39434530/police-man-with-no-pants-falls-through-waffle-house-ceiling

* Florida man breaks into a restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles and, naturally, plays the bongos. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-breaks-into-restaurant-strips-naked-eats-noodles-plays-bongos

* Police in West Virginia arrest raccoons drunk on crabapple hooch until they sober up. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/drunk-raccoons-west-virginia_us_5bebdafce4b0783e0a1db81e

* A man claiming to be Hitler’s only living brother plans to write the sequel to Mein Kampf. We’re thinking it’s going to tell a tale of a remorseful Nazi who converts to Judaism and finishes his accounting degree. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-alleged-son-of-adolf-hitler-plans-to...