The Two Bobs episode 86 for Monday, December 3, 2018:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob was feeling festive and drank a Winter Welcome Al from Samuel Smith. https://www.samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk/product/winter-welcome-ale/

* Robert took down an El Duderino from Center of the Universe. https://cotubrewing.com/portfolio-items/el-duderino/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or Robert will crop dust you in the Dollar General check out line.

* Rob made his sitcom podcast debut on 2000 DC! https://sitpod2000dc.podbean.com

* Have you ever been eating cereal and wished it tasted more like biting directly into a lemon? Neither have we! Sour Patch Kids cereal is a real thing. https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/sour-patch-kids-cereal-review/food-and-drink

* This week’s episode has so much CRAZY NEWS it’ll make you wonder how you’ve made it this far in life. You’re probably just too stupid to realize you’re committing crimes so the authorities take pity and leave you alone.

* (WA) A man detoxing from alcohol cuts off his own genitals. It’s probably for the best. You should cut off your genitals too. https://wjla.com/news/nation-world/police-man-detoxing-from-alcohol-cuts-off-own-genitals

* (UK) A woman engaged to a chandelier gets a tattoo of her lover on her arm. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6425317/Woman-engaged-CHANDELIER-gets-tattoo-partner-dreams-arm.html

* (MI) A woman gets prison time for breaking into a home and stealing sausage. Yet another sausage theft story just goes to show that guns aren’t the problem, phallic meat tubes are. https://nbc25news.com/news/local/harrison-woman-gets-prison-time-for-home-invasion-trying-to-steal-sausages

* (FL) A Florida head case nearly shits her pants in line at Dollar General and then threatens to cut a bitch. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/dollar-general-gas-leak-908475

* (LA) A man left the scene of a car wreck to order a beer at Buffalo Wild Wings. You may say he’s crazy. We say he knows how to properly work through a stressful situation.https://www.klfy.com/news/louisiana/state-police-man-left-wreck-scene-to-order-beer-at-buffalo-wild-wings-faces-dwi-charge/1614750246

* (Brazil) A drug mule is arrested after contracting diarrhea and ejecting cocaine from her asshole in the middle of an airport. What a shitty situation! https://worldnewsdailyreport...