The Two Bobs episode 92 for Monday, January 28, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob sucked down a Trois Pistoles from Unibroue. https://www.unibroue.com/en/our-beers/trois-pistoles/7

* Robert enjoyed a Transcendence from Commonwealth Brewing Co. https://www.commonwealthbrewingcompany.com/beers/transcendence/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll tell your grandma you got your penis stuck in a manhole cover.

* A small town police department is offering liquor to its residents. https://triblive.com/state/pennsylvania/14514149-74/pa-police-department-overwhelmed-by-response-looking-for-volunteers-to-get-drunk

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS has more penis than a Chinese dildo factory. Enjoy!

* A man wrecks his home with an axe because he thought his wife damaged his action figures. We don’t blame him. http://www.fox19.com/2019/01/22/man-wrecks-home-with-ax-after-he-thought-wife-damaged-his-action-figures/

* A Tennessee inmate claims he “doesn’t have anything” as a bag of drugs hangs from his asshole. If by “anything” he meant “dignity” than he was right. Just kidding. Loading your anal cavity up with drugs is totally respectable. https://www.fox13memphis.com/top-stories/tennessee-inmate-claims-he-doesn-t-have-anything-as-bag-of-fentanyl-hangs-from-buttocks/901882514

* Crazy bitch marries a duvet. Why does this not surprise us at this point? https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-marrying-duvet-reveals-details-13894900

* Florida man visited a Walmart and jerked off in the pillow aisle. Probably wasn’t the craziest thing to happen at a Walmart that day. https://wild955.iheart.com/featured/kelsi/content/2019-01-22-florida-man-caught-masturbating-in-the-pillow-aisle-at-walmart/

* A Colorado stabbing was the result of your typical pants exchange gone wrong. https://kdvr.com/2019/01/22/boulder-stabbing-sparked-by-unsatisfactory-pants-exchange-suspect-in-custody/

* A man is arrested for getting his dick stuck in a manhole cover near a school. Weird...We didn’t think Donald Trump could go that close to a school. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/homeless-mans-penis-snapped-in-half-during-frantic-sex-with-manhole-cover/

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