The Two Bobs episode 94 for Monday, March 11, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob drank a King in the North from Ommegang Brewery. https://www.ommegang.com/2018/08/royal-reserve-collection-king-in-the-north/

* Robert enjoyed a Lieutenant Dank from Wicked Weed. https://untappd.com/b/wicked-weed-brewing-lieutenant-dank/1319574

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll teabag your salsa.

* It turns out beer contains weed killer. No worries, we’re still committed to drinking it. https://brobible.com/culture/article/weed-killer-found-in-beer-wine/

* We have so much CRAZY NEWS this week you’ll shit your pants, not because of the news but because we’ve been spiking your coffee with laxatives.

* Got crabs? Apparently both of these fuckers do. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/two-arrested-in-brawl-over-crab-legs-at-alabama-buffet

* An airline passenger throws a temper tantrum after being denied fish. We assume he’s a Trump supporter. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/man-delays-plane-after-being-denied-fish

* A food delivery guy is accused of dipping his testicles in a customer’s salsa. Isn’t that the first ingredient in “special sauce”? https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/tennessee-man-accused-of-dipping-testicles-in-customers-salsa

* The President of the Society of Worthless Dipshits stole $30,000 in rare coins from his boss and cashed them in, at face value, to buy beer. Note: The page we referenced for this story disappeared so here’s another one: https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/did-rare-stolen-coins-end-up-in-supermarket-change-machine-victim-wonders

* A woman is arrested on a DUI for drinking a box of wine at Target. http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/stafford-woman-arrested-for-dui-after-drinking-boxed-wine-at-target-police-say

* Barry Dawson, someone we all admire greatly, got through 62 years of marriage pretending he was deaf and dumb. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-faked-being-deaf-and-dumb-for-62-years-to-avoid-listening-to-his-wife/

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