The Two Bobs episode 96 for Monday, March 25, 2019:  

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Imperial Stout from Epic Brewing. https://www.epicbrewing.com/the-beers/exponential-series/item/635-big-bad-baptist-imperial-stout

* Robert had a Bourbon Barrel Raspberry Stout with Vanilla Beans from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/bourbon-barrel-raspberry-stout-with-vanilla-beans-2/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll drive your shitty car into a sinkhole.

* Stupid sports exist in the world, whether from pure boredom or pure stupidity. Here are 12 of the stupidest. https://brightside.me/wonder-curiosities/12-sports-that-are-too-crazy-to-be-true-511260/

* And another one that perhaps beats the rest. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evewxm/competitive-slapping-is-the-worlds-greatest-sport 

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been known to make grown adults shit their pants and forget their own name for 87 minutes. You’ve been warned.

* Drunk bitch drove her shitwagon into a fire hydrant, creating a sinkhole that swallowed her car. Unfortunately she survived. Darwin has failed us! https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article228062674.html

* An Arby’s manager chased an employee with a knife for refusing to work overtime. Now we know where they source their beef! http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/local-news/deputies-florida-arby-s-manager-chased-employee-with-knife-for-not-working-overtime

* A serial butt-grabber was charged in a string of cases. This supports Rob’s opinion that we should have a wall built around Michigan’s upper peninsula, and make Canada pay for it. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/03/15/michigan-upper-peninsula-butt-grabber/3177541002/

* A New Jersey man is captured on video trying tirelessly to bring an ATM on to a city bus. He must have left his wallet at home. https://www.silive.com/news/2019/03/for-real-video-shows-man-trying-to-board-new-jersey-bus-with-atm.html

* Not to be outdone by the butt-grabber, a Detroit man shoots himself in the foot after throwing a shoe containing a loaded revolver at a cockroach.

* Florida man snuck into a restaurant and ate Ramen Noodles. Don’t worry, he took his clothes off.