The Two Bobs episode 97 for Monday, April 1, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Big Ass Money Stout from EVILTWIN. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24300/334569/

* Robert had a Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale from Lexington Brewing & Distilling. https://www.lexingtonbrewingco.com/products/lexington-brewing-company/kentucky-vanilla-barrel-cream-ale

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hire someone to crop dust you at work.

* If we had a dollar for every CRAZY NEWS story as wild as these we’d be able to buy a Super Nintendo and a used copy of Mario Kart...and pizza.

* A Hardee’s employee faked an armed robbery to avoid going to work. https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/polk-county-man-fakes-armed-robbery-to-avoid-going-to-work/1880692077

* Other crazy shit people have done to get out of work: https://www.cracked.com/article_21532_the-6-most-impressive-things-ever-done-to-get-out-work.html

* A man (most likely an unemployed virgin) attacked his mother for refusing to dress his mannequin. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/florida-sheriff-man-attacked-mother-for-refusing-to-dress-his-mannequin

* A man appeals a dismissed court decision where a co-worker harassed him using weaponized farts.https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-farts-australia-harassment-lawsuit-20190327-ge5ibk646zbmxaqurushe2pnha-story.html

* A tooth was found growing inside of this guy’s nose after he lost his sense of smell. https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/tooth-found-growing-in-mans-nose-after-he-lost-sense-of-smell/

* A Florida woman is arrested for calling the police on her boyfriend for not being nice. https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/florida-woman-arrested-for-calling-911-on-boyfriend-for-not-being-nice-/1878368373

* A woman gives birth to her 14th child from 14 different men. Banging that has to be like throwing a hammer into an empty barn. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/detroit-woman-gives-birth-to-her-14th-child-from-14-different-fathers/

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