The Two Bobs episode 98 for Monday, April 8, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed an Amaretto Bourbon Barrel Aged Scotty Karate from Dark Horse. http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/bba-scotty-karate-scotch-ale

* Robert had a voluptuous finish with a Raspberry Milk Stout from Left Hand. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/raspberry-milk-stout/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll stick a chainsaw down your pants.

* We got a voicemail from a real Asian!

* Heinz just released some interesting condiment mashups. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/heinz-kranch-ketchup-ranch-hybrid

* How much is too much TP? Apparently Charmin doesn’t think there’s a limit, especially for fat, lazy Americans. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/04/02/charmin-forever-roll-toilet-paper-month/3347266002/

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will have you second guessing why certain people are allowed to procreate.

* A suspect in a previous CRAZY NEWS story has been apprehended. You’re welcome. https://www.pressherald.com/2019/03/19/maine-man-accused-of-stealing-shed-and-tools-is-arrested-in-new-hampshire/

* Is that a chainsaw in your pocket or are you just happy to see us? https://www.wfla.com/news/viral-news/man-steals-chainsaw-hides-it-in-pants-incident-caught-on-camera/1900417367

* Florida man called the cops because a prostitute he solicited for sexy time ripped him off. http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/wpb-prostitution-dispute-409716

* Two Mensa candidates are accused of taking turns shooting at each other, for fun, while wearing bullet-proof vests. https://www.wusa9.com/mobile/article/news/nation-world/2-men-accused-of-shooting-each-other-while-taking-turns-wearing-a-bulletproof-vest/67-6b7e9506-0465-4fd8-a816-e414c8134ba1

* This guy tried to hide his alcohol breath using body spray. He would have had better luck sticking his head up his own ass. https://www.wwlp.com/ap-top-news/police-man-tried-to-hide-alcohol-on-breath-with-body-spray/1877832909

* A widower is forced to show his dick to friends and police after being accused of killing his wife because his penis was too big. ...