The Two Bobs episode 99 for Monday, April 22, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Raison D’Extra from Dogfish Head. https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/raison-dextra

* Robert had a Virgindia Pale Ale from Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/vipa/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll toss your porn collection.

* Apparently holding in your farts can cause them to come out of your mouth. Takes the name “assface” to a whole new level! http://www.ladbible.com/news/interesting-holding-in-farts-could-make-them-come-out-of-your-mouth-20190409

* Heinz is messing around with Mayo again. https://www.today.com/food/cadbury-creme-egg-flavored-mayo-now-unfortunately-thing-t151735

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make that night you blacked out and fucked a goat seem like appropriate behavior. #itsallrelative

* A man is caught masturbating to horses twice in 24 hours. Are you sexually attracted to horses, yay or neighhhhhhhh? https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/09/man-who-cant-stop-masturbating-over-horses-caught-twice-in-24-hours-9138438/

* We have really outdone ourselves this time. This is basically several news stories rolled into one. https://www.ky3.com/content/news/Woman-does-karate-son-gets-nude-dog-steals-cornbread-mix-from-Walmart-police-say-508512171.html

* Dumbass bought an $8 million private island and then robbed a Kmart to furnish it. https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-accused-stealing-kmart-days-buying-million-private/story?id=62263411

* Florida man took his shirt off at an Olive Garden and ate spaghetti with his bare hands. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2019/04/12/drunk-shirtless-florida-man-arrested-at-olive-garden-after-eating-spaghetti-with-his-hands/

* A Michigan man sued his parents for tossing his $86,000 porn collection. Who pays for porn in 2019? (Insert face palm) https://abcnews.go.com/US/michigan-man-sues-parents-86000-tossing-porn-collection/story?id=62385198

* A thief is hospitalized after shoving 7-eleven burritos up his ass. Spicy! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/would-be-thief-hospitalized-after-putting-hot-burritos-up-his-rectum-in-7-eleven-store