The Two Bobs episode 100 for Monday, May 6, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* The Bobs both enjoyed a large quantity of CBS from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/cbs/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll build a garbage shed in your yard.

* We got a voicemail from our friend Tony from Take Too Podcast congratulating us on 100 episodes. Thank you! Oh, and his podcast is awesome, especially if you like movies and shit. Check it out at https://taketoopodcast.podbean.com!

* It turns out that The Bobs’ favorite pastime is helping them live longer. God bless America! https://edmontonsun.com/news/world/staring-at-womens-boobs-helps-men-live-longer-study/wcm/229a38b1-6871-4859-b535-b7a2013efea7

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS will make you wish you had born in a simpler time, a time when Florida and turtles didn’t exist. Well it’s 2019 and you’re here so stop your bitching!

* A parrot is taken into custody after warning his owners that the police were coming for them. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/parrot-taken-custody-police-brazil-trying-warn-drug-dealers-raid-n998521

* Florida man is arrested for building a garbage shed in someone else’s backyard. http://www.kplctv.com/2019/04/06/thong-wearing-florida-man-arrested-while-building-shed-with-garbage-strangers-property/

* Florida man threatens to destroy the whole town with his army of turtles. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6907239/Florida-man-61-threatens-destroy-town-army-turtles.html

* Robert’s neighbor shoots two people over an argument about whether Chevy or Ford is better. Everyone loses, Ram is better than both of them (also Rob, who writes the show notes, drives a Ram). https://wjla.com/news/nation-world/virginia-man-shoots-two-people-after-argument-over-which-is-better-brand-chevy-or-ford

* Are those ribs in your pants or are you just happy to see me? https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/01/10/florida-man-ribs-pants/

* A Missouri pig brothel is dismantled during an FBI raid. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/missouri-pig-brothel-dismantled-during-fbi-raid/

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