The Two Bobs episode 101 for Monday, May 20, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Delusion Barrel Aged Imperial Cream Stout from Greenbush. https://untappd.com/b/greenbush-brewing-company-delusion/63681

* Robert enjoyed a Jack’s Java Espresso Stout from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com/beer/jacks-java/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hit your car with a lawnmower.

* Have you heard about the new hang up scam? It’s terrible. We’re not interested in paying for a phone call unless it involves sex talk.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so crazy it makes that one chick with daddy issues that you dated in college seem like she actually had her shit together.

* This guy got busted for soliciting a horse for sex. https://patch.com/virginia/leesburg/sex-horse-sting-ensnares-man-leesburg-police

* Getting a DUI while driving a lawnmower is nearly impossible, unless you ram it into a police car. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gary-wayne-anderson-dui-lawnmower_n_5cd09fa6e4b0e4d75736e1cf

* Florida man got in trouble for practicing basketball naked. Balls don’t lie! http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/basketball/nekkid-bball-guy-275938

* Is that an alligator in your yoga pants or are you just happy to see us? Nope, it’s an alligator. https://www.thedailybeast.com/florida-woman-pulls-alligator-out-of-yoga-pants-during-police-search

* A lost cat triggers a man to lose his fucking mind. https://www.ydr.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/06/lost-cat-triggers-mans-rampage-york-county-chapel-police-say/1117777001/

* Perhaps the worst criminal ever breaks into a home, washes dishes, pets the dog, and takes nothing. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-burglar-pet-dog-wash-dishes-ohio-20190508-hkjmkq26p5agrgeiobpxcwbwce-story.html

* A woman is arrested for breastfeeding her dog on a New York subway. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/blind-woman-arrested-after-breastfeeding-her-guide-dog-in-new-york-subway/

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