The Two Bobs episode 102 for Monday, May 27, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Looping Owl from Right Brain. https://beerconnoisseur.com/beer/right-brain-brewery/looping-owl

* Robert enjoyed a French Toast Brown Ale from Lickinghole. https://www.lickingholecreek.com/buy-online/french-toast-brown-ale

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll sell your car to a rub and tug.

* If you’re married, or at least in a committed relationship, you can relate to these marriage tweets. If you’re single it’s probably for the best. Nobody wants you polluting the world with your DNA. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/funniest-marriage-tweets_l_5ce2ef98e4b0e69c18f00d7c

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is insane, just like that time you 69ed a midget.

* Father of the Year candidate stole his daughter’s Girl Scout cookie money to pay for an erotic massage. https://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2019/05/forest-grove-man-stole-daughters-cookie-sale-money-to-pay-for-erotic-massage-prosecutors-say.html

* This supposed woman (just look at the mugshot) shot a guy for refusing to go down on her. https://www.ktbs.com/news/crime/police-woman-demanded-oral-sex-at-gunpoint-fired-shots-at/article_0b0ed4c2-77d3-11e9-918c-4bc0fed2ee09.html

* This dipshit shot himself in the dick and then doctors found drugs up his ass while operating on him. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-drugs-anus-rectum-man-gun-shoots-self-groin-20190522-mcxzjko3rzdubhwhqvn44f3sey-story.html

* Florida woman beat her mother up over a hedgehog custody dispute. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/hedgehog-custody-dispute-284596

* A woman turns to hypnotherapy to overcome her Michael Jackson phobia. She must have spent time at Neverland Ranch as a child. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/woman-turns-to-hypnotherapy-to-cure-bizarre-michael-jackson-phobia.html

* A breakthrough medical procedure revived a man after he had been dead for three weeks. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/experimental-medical-procedure-revives-dead-man-run-over-by-18-wheeler-after-21-days/

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