The Two Bobs episode 112 for Monday, September 30, 2019:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob had a Raspberry Truffle W-n-B Coffee Oatmeal Imperial Stout from Terrapin. https://terrapinbeer.com/retired-beers/

* Robert sucked down a Chocolate Gateau Imperial Stout from Commonwealth. https://www.commonwealthbrewingcompany.com/beers/chocolate-gateau/

* Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll replace your guacamole with wasabi.

* Amazon released some cool shit. We talked about it. https://www.theverge.com/2019/9/25/20884206/amazon-alexa-echo-studio-show-8-dot-flex-buds-frames-specs-price-availability

* Sammy J. Is coming to an Echo near you! https://www.insider.com/amazon-alexa-voice-samuel-l-jackson-2019-9

* This week we’re not having any CRAZY NEWS. Kidding! I’m sure it’s the only reason you still listen to this shit show.

* Who said old people can’t be kinky? This crazy geriatric will slap the shit out of you for even thinking it. http://www.barcroft.tv/bdsm-grandma-dominatrix-mistress-sophia

* Pacific Islander invents medical penis-enlarging breakthrough. His dick eventually fell off but he had the wildest two years of his life. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9959487/man-penis-rots-injected-vaseline/

* Mother of the Year candidate locked her three-year-old in her car while she went stripping. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/child-neglect/stripper-busted-for-child-neglect-384692

* A case of mistaken identity led this lady to take a big ol’ bite of wasabi thinking it was avocado. She’ll be alright. Well, except for her heart. Her heart is fucked. https://www.foxnews.com/health/wasabi-avocado-broken-heart-syndrome.amp

* Sheriff deputies pulled over an amish buggy with a killer stereo system. https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/trumbull-co-sheriffs-deputies-pull-over-amish-buggy-with-stereo-system/

* A man in Hawaii was hospitalized for getting his dick stuck in a giant clam. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/

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