The Two Bobs episode 172 for Monday, January 17, 2022:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Gravity Shift from Ellison. https://untappd.com/b/ellison-brewery-spirits-gravity-shift-2021/4541087

* Robert nursed a CHONK Rainbow Sherbet Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-chonk-rainbow-sherbet/4186530

* Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or you’re getting glitter bombed.

* Our favorite fart jar salesperson is retiring after landing in the hospital. That didn’t last long. https://www.eonline.com/news/1315348/90-day-fiances-stephanie-matto-retiring-from-fart-jar-business-after-hospitalization

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS can only be described in sound effects [insert screaming goat sound effect].

* Police arrest a man who had body parts stashed in a stolen car. https://local12.com/amp/news/nation-world/police-arrest-man-who-allegedly-had-body-parts-in-stolen-car-crime-murder-homicide-truck-stolen-body-parts-severed-head-limbs-torso-las-vegas-nevada-eric-holland-p-david-westbrook-richard-p-miller-cincinnati-ohio

* Florida man was arrested after stopping to charge his ankle bracelet while committing a crime. The real crime here is poor planning. https://www.winknews.com/2022/01/12/florida-man-stops-to-charge-ankle-monitor-while-committing-a-crime-faces-grand-theft-auto/

* Florida women were busted for a 3AM glitter attack. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/glitter-bombing-274809

* An Alabama man was arrested for stealing bleachers and dragging them behind his car. https://www.fox10tv.com/news/mobile_county/mpd-arrests-man-for-allegedly-stealing-bleachers-and-dragging-with-his-car/article_9a6e54f4-6f69-11ec-8149-379168111e32.html

* This idiot stole sex toys from an adult novelty store—including an award-winning Autoblow A.I.—after applying for a job there. Needless to say he was caught but it’s unclear whether or not his pants were on at the time. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/adult-world-robbery-274580

* A man sued Netflix for $2MM claiming that binge-watching led to his obesity. https://dailynewsreported.com/food/man-sues-netflix-for-2-million-and-wins-claims-binge-watching-led-to-obesity/

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