The Two Bobs episode 199 for Monday, December 12, 2022:

* What are The Bobs drinking?

* Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Ale from Dark Horse. https://darkhorsebrewery.com/beer/raspberry-ale/

* Robert took down a Wake Up Dead Imperial Stout from Left Hand. For the second time in The Two Bobs history. Which also happens to be against the rules. https://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/wake-up-dead

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant meth on you for your next court hearing.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the GOP’s new slogan, “If we didn’t win, they clearly cheated.”

* The Grinch and a reindeer got into a fight. They say the Grinch’s penis shrank three times that day. https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/christmas-party-brawl-between-grinch-and-reindeer-leads-to-arrest

* A car struck multiple parked cars in a Walmart parking lot. We know what you’re thinking: “Someone should take her license!” It was a dog, you sexist pig. https://nypost.com/2022/12/03/reckless-driver-in-walmart-parking-lot-that-struck-2-cars-turns-out-to-be-dog/?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral

* A man was arrested for slapping a police horse in the butt. He wasn’t drunk, just incredibly stupid. https://geartape.com/man-faces-charges-for-slapping-police-horse-on-butt/

* Florida Man® shoplifted from a Walmart full of police deputies. It went as expected. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/bad-idea-brad-man-steals-from-florida-walmart-store-full-of-deputies-shopping-for-local-children

* A man brought meth to his court hearing…about meth. https://www.chattanoogan.com/2022/12/6/460532/Man-Arriving-At-Courthouse-For-Hearing.aspx

* The self-checkouts were out to get her so she murdered a bunch with her car. https://dailynewsreported.com/breaking-news/irate-customer-plows-into-a-california-based-walmart-to-destroy-the-self-checkout-machines/

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