The Two Bobs Podcast

TTB305: Lewd Vacuum Encounter

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The Two Bobs episode 305 for Monday, February 9, 2026:

  • What are The Bobs drinking?
    • Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Fluffernutter! From DuClaw. https://untp.beer/xE7xp
    • Robert nursed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Toasted Stout from Lexington. https://untp.beer/e65e9d5e8e
    • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll penetrate your vacuum cleaner.
    • The Super Bowl is upon us! While neither of our teams are playing, we take comfort in knowing that the Bears aren’t either.
    • This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be competing against normal news for an Olympic gold medal in curling.
      • A French hospital had to be evacuated after a WWI artillery shell was found in his butt. https://nypost.com/2026/02/02/lifestyle/hospital-evacuated-after-8-inch-wwi-artillery-shell-discovered-in-patients-butt
      • Florida Man® was arrested for fucking a vacuum cleaner in public. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/indecent-vacuum-473958
      • A drunk Florida Man® was arrested on DUI charges after driving while his car was on fire. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-man-accused-driving-car-fire-arrested-dui-charges-deputies/70129240
      • Florida Man® got high on Fentanyl, jerked off outside of his home, then took a piss and jumped into a canal. https://margatetalk.com/fentanyl-fueled-indecent-exposure-canal-arrest-margate-48568
      • A Denver family has placed the responsibility of giving their parents grandchildren solely on the least fucked up sibling. https://theonion.com/onus-of-giving-parents-grandchildren-placed-on-least-fucked-up-sibling/

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