Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Solider? Do your boobs hang low?

Ours do.

Mamas…they didn’t tell us …why they ain’t tell us that our bodies would not only occupied, but fully manhandled, mangled, and marred by tiny little leeches with chubby cheeks, and soft skin. 

We are talking about all of that and more on todays episode.

Mamas, this one is for you. (And if you haven't crossed over into the world of motherhood yet, you’ve been warned.)