Still shaking off that Cinco fog? Don’t worry, I got you. Today we’re breaking down Trump’s bizarre real estate pitch to Canada, the VA’s head-scratching decision to yank a foreclosure lifeline from veterans, and Rockstar’s shiny new GTA VI trailer that dropped right before they told us we’ll have to wait another full-ass year. Plus: trans rights on trial at SCOTUS, and why Alex Karp just made more money than your whole bloodline. Let’s go.

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• Canada "is not for sale," Carney tells Trump in White House meeting
• Thousands of veterans face foreclosure after Trump's VA ends key mortgage program : NPR
• US Supreme Court lets Trump's transgender military ban take effect | Reuters
• Palantir’s Alex Karp made $6.8 billion last year - Sherwood News