Ian can’t get enough of the new Naked Gun movie. Rumors are flying about a possible Metallica residency in Vegas. There’s a major change at DIA that could make security a whole lot easier. A camper had to be “rescued” after unleashing an aggressively loud Nickelback session. Could Beyoncé be gearing up for a full-on rock album? New numbers show Americans are more stressed than ever about grocery prices. One bizarre new Ozempic side effect? Some men are reportedly losing interest in, uh… solo activities. And an octopus got a little too interactive with a kid at the zoo.