Like a falling star Jack Allison is hurtling towards the earth at great speed. He barely has time to register the whistling of his own slipstream before the sound and bodily consequence of impact overwhelms his senses. He crashes through the roof above his living room, leaving a gaping hole, through which enters a second falling star, this one appearing to have more control over its velocity. Jacks hits a couch upon unceremonious entry, bounces off of it and lands sprawled on the floor. The second falling star stops it’s motion and hovers slightly just a few feet off of the ground. This second falling star appears to be a man. It has man-like form and features, or more specifically, Jack-like form and features. If one were to have given the breath of life to a film negative of Jack Allison, it would look exactly like the thing floating in his living room.

The thing chuckles at Jack and says, “You’re not going anywhere..” Jack’s limbs wobble and shake as he attempts to get to his feet. He’s bruised all over and bleeding at the knuckles.

“You’re wrong Depreshiin” Jack croaks, his legs unsteady. He wipes away the blood that trickles from the corner of his mouth and says, “I’m going to go outside, I'm going to see my friends and you can’t stop me, because that’s my streamer way!”

Depreshiin laughs once more, “Poor, little Jack. Why don’t you surrender? You are beaten, you will never be able to best me.”

Jack smiles with blood stained teeth. “That's what you think.” He says and balls his hands into fists, “HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!....” Jack lets loose a battle cry from the depths of his throat, and power crackles around the room, the air is thick with the heady scent of pure energy.

“What are you!—” exclaims Depreshiin, “What is the meaning of this!?”

“....AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!..” Jack continues his wail, his muscles bulge and rapidly increase in size and dimension, while his veins grow ever more pronounced, appearing as thick as vines. “...HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Jack roars and a blinding flash envelopes the room. Depreshiin raises both hands to shield himself from the blinding flare, and the light disappears as quickly as it had come. In the place of its brilliance hovers a creature Depreshiin had heard tale of, but never seen. “I-I-Impossible” He whimpers, “SSRI-2!!? But how? They-they said it was...impossible!”

“Heh...I told you didn’t I?” Says the new being, who’s every word makes Depreshiin flinch. “I'm going outside, and you can’t stop me.”

Topics discussed in today's episode include: Cait’s Media Cleanse, Jack’s An Important Writer Now, Quibi Quatchup (Slurpfam edition), Tulsi vs. Hillary, Tech Talk, Jack Hour Show and Uh-Oh No show!

Episode originally aired live on Twitch on Wednesday 01/22/20 - VOD link for this episode here:

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/540019399

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