Allie was at Dynamite this week so we got some fun on the ground reporting about reactions from the casuals and the crazed things that Justin Roberts says during the break! We also go through Kenny's in-ring promo that must've devastated poor little Will Ospreay, the way Claudio stands, whether Megan Bayne should be champ, MVP disappointing us with what can only be called a bitchfest (derogatory), the baffling Mark Davis and Kyle Fletcher relationship, plus -- and we're as surprised as you must be -- we do a DEEP dive into the story that FTR and Cope are telling (!!!!!). All that AND it's the finals of March Body Madness? You gotta listen to this.

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(02:10) Allie’s on the ground reporting from the St. Paul’s Dynamite

(07:15) Kenny Omega, Blake Christian, Speedball Mike Bailey

(17:34) Men’s Title Scene

(32:17) Women’s Title Scene

(42:41) CopeTR

(57:37) Callis Family

(1:08:39) Hurt People, MJF, &c.

(1:15:07) Opps and Max Caster

(1:18:59) Best Bods FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Tunnel Talk's fourth anniversary and we start with a little reflection on just how far we've come! Then it's over to the International Title scene where The Tournament to win a date with Kenny Omega finally wraps up with a surprising result--Kenny's taking two people to the prom! Then it's time for the Men's World Title, which is a little less interesting--for now. We talk about the Street Fight, plus do a little light speculating on where we could go next. Then we shake and quake right along with Megan Bayne, Kris Stat and Toni Storm! PLUS, it's the semifinals of our Best Bods Tournament!

0:00 4 year anniversary reflections!

16:17 International Tournament

32:51 Mox/Cope

55:41 Title Scene Speculation

1:11:04 Women’s Division

1:21:30 Best Bods

It’s Post-Revolution, and as always, your girls are right on time with their thoughts and observations! We bust through all the goings on at a breakneck pace, covering Nana acknowledging Swerve as his liege lord, Hangman’s new short curlycut, the final act of Mariah and Toni’s tragedy, Ospreay’s VERY good day at preschool, and of course, the quarterfinals of our Best Bods tournament! Join us!!!

0:00 chit chat time

7:08 general revolution thoughts

8:51 Swerve/Ricochet

18:27 Mox/Cope

35:12 Hangman/MJF

47:10 Toni/Mariah

55:40 Mercedes/Momo/Billie Starkz

57:41 Ospreay/Fletcher

1:12:16 Kenny/Takeshita/Tournament

1:25:22 Best Bods Tournament Quarter Finals

There was lots to get into this week in AEW! We talk about Toni and Mariah's brilliant promo work, Ricochet's incredible and perfectly annoying heel character, Renee’s trials (bad interviewee behavior), Megan Bayne’s trials (precarious wardrobe), the Death Rider’s trials (telling a coherent story), and Will Ospreay’s trials (immediately being abandoned by his only friend). Plus, it's WEEK TWO OF THE BEST BODS TOURNAMENT BRACKET!!!!!! The Eastern conference was tough and it's only going to get tougher. Join us for all the fun and YES, when we describe you as having a "cow body" it IS a compliment!

(00:00) Chitchat time

(12:10) Hangman and MJF

(21:54) Death Riders and Cope

(36:46) Megan Bayne & co

(39:48) Toni and Mariah

(47:24) Undisputed Kingdom and FTR

(49:02) Swerve, Ricochet, Brody & Okada

(57:04) Don Callis Family, Ospreay, Kenny

(1:10:14) Mercedes Mone plus Alex Marvez Wellness Check

(1:12:58) BEST BODS TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what, guys, we made it through February and you know what our reward is? THE BEST BODS IN AEW TOURNAMENT!!! MARCH MADNESS STYLE!!!! Anne got perhaps too excited about the data and the powerpoint, but sixteen beautiful bodies were selected — a sweet sixteen, if you will — and we talk through the first four match-ups in the Western conference. Plus I guess we talked about the week in AEW or whatever… luckily there were some extraordinarily beautiful bodies on display there as well. A special thank you to “Hangman” Adam Page for his chairwork. Happy March Madness to all who celebrate!

(00:00) Chitchat time

(08:31) A Plea for Production Meetings

(10:49) Hangman and MJF

(24:50) Ricochet, Swerve, and Nana

(37:06) Death Riders/Cope

(47:32) Jericho, Don Callis Family, Ospreay, Orange Cassidy

(1:06:16) MARCH MADNESS: BEST BODS IN AEW TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!

It’s the our last February episode and thank god for that.  Your girls were a leeeeeettle distracted this week, and conversations ranged a lot of new and interesting places, like our relationships with our mothers, the identity of the NHL commissioner and our new concept of a private figging stable for boys.  But we did manage to buckle down and get to a really fun week in wrestling.  Hangman and MJF put on a MASTERCLASS, and we attack their promo like the english lit nerds that we are.  Plus, Toni’s champ again to some of the pod’s surprise, Harley’s inspired Allie to make herself a puppet, and Will Ospreay and Adam Cole are NOT thrilled Orange Cassidy’s back.  Grab some smelling salts and join us!

0:00 chit chat time

9:25 death riders (first attempt)

24:21 death riders (second attempt)

32:35 hangman/mjf

1:01:33 toni/mariah

1:13:25 mercedes/harley

1:18:43 kenny and will

1:25:37 oc’s return

Some storylines at AEW aren't succeeding as well as others, but between Toni-Mariah and Hangman-MJF, we got LOTS of meat on the bone this week. Just a lot of juicy juicy psychosexual characterization meat on these ole bones! Plus, guess who came back? Guess who everyone in the iwc was most excited for? That's right, we saw our son Dustin Chuck Taylor again! Looks like February might be worth it after all.

(00:00) Chitchat time

(08:53) Death Riders

(27:36) Toni Storm and Mariah May

(39:50) Megan Bayne

(46:16) Hangman, MJF, Max Caster

(1:12:15) The Elite (past & present)

(1:20:33) Mercedes and Harley Cameron

(1:24:51) Flash topics: FTR, Hologram, Big Bill, Patriarchy

What a fun week in wrestling! Your girls had a GREAT time with this week in AEW! How could we not? Toni made Mariah SPIN out before our very eyes! Hangman's gone weak for Swerve! Ricochet put on a CLINIC on how great character work enhances your in-ring! Will is SO proud to show off his very best friend! Even the slightly less good stuff was still super fun to discuss--we cover Mark Davis's return, Dustin Rhodes's improbable existence, Cope's deeply unfortunate hair, and Jericho's bleary hangover look. Join us!

00:00 chitchat time

10:38 Deathriders/Cope/Jay White

25:40 Toni Storm/Mariah May

34:52 Will/Kenny/DCF

51:19 Swerve/Ricochet

1:02:03 Hangman/Max Caster/MJF

1:12:22 MJF/Dustin Rhodes

1:20:19 Kris/Willow

1:22:47 Hurt People/Gunns

1:29:10 Harley/Mercedes

1:31:48 The Learning Tree

1:41:14 Patriarchy/Samoa Joe/Hook

1:47:39 Secret Dr. Odyssey Postscript

It was a sleepy little filler week in AEW, but there was still some fun stuff to talk about. Toni Storm revealed her amnesia was the performance of a lifetime, to our delight! Hangman barged into Swerve's dressing room, obviously looking for some sloppy makeouts! Ricochet wore a capelet! Mox and the Death Riders were not thriving inside a midwestern cellar! Will Ospreay threw his body over Kenny Omega's! Look for the helpers, everyone...

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(02:43) Dynamite Overview

(06:12) Toni and Mariah

(15:49) Don Callis Family, Ospreay and Kenny

(32:08) Hangman, Swerve, MJF

(39:42) Death Riders

(47:53) Ricochet and Swerve

(55:44) Big Bill and Will Hobbs

And we're back! It's a strange, fractious time to be a wrestling fan, but if you know ONE thing about us, it's that we've GOTTA have our fun. We start off celebrating Will Ospreay finally finding the friend he was desperate for in Kenny. Proud of you, bruv. Then, the Hurt People need to figure out who the hell they are, Mariah's indicting all of us for being complicit in Toni's derangement, and the former House of Black is sooo proud of their barking. Plus we discuss Goofus (MJF and Jeff Jarrett) and Gallant (Hangman and VPCD), and take a firm stand on cults (bad). God it's good to be home.

0:00 Chit Chat Time

3:58 Kenny/Ospreay

24:13 Private Party/Hurt People

33:46 Women’s Division

44:53 Doghouse of Black

48:06 Death Riders/Jericho

1:08:44 Ricochet/Swerve

1:15:48 MJF and Jeff Jarrett

1:31:45 Hangman and VP Christopher Daniels