It’s our post-Full Gear episode, and thanks to Thanksgiving, your girls are recording on a Monday, which is quite destabilizing—also destabilizing us? Samoa Joe is our champion. Again. Thank GOD we have Sexy Big Muscles Swerve to comfort us in our (and Hangman’s) time of need. Plus, Anne and Lea attempt an intervention on Allie about her Pac situation, The Elite Hug It Out, Mark Briscoe won his match (derogatory), and none of Kyle Fletcher’s suitors even tried to help him. Sad!

(0:00) Chit Chat Time

(18:04) Hangman/Samoa Joe

(44:26) National Title

(53:20:) Death Riders

(1:06:33) Mercedes/Kris and Women’s 4-way

(1:13:08) Elite/DCF

(1:35:48) FTR

It's Double Bloody Gutty time and your FREAK hosts had a blast of a time. The girls opened the show and lost their damn minds. Blood! Murder! Violence! Willow spurns Kris again! Toni dies so that Mina may live! Our women's division ROCKS. Then we had an intermission featuring Hangman's tits (good) and FTR rambling (bad) before the boys unleashed. Blood! Murder! Violence! OC's little hands get stapled! Roddy gets gnawed on and NOT by Kyle! Mox taps again! What a night. PLUS: The Young Bucks are in quite a pickle and Mark Briscoe brings ham!

(0:00) Chit chat time

(15:52) Women’s Blood and Guts

(55:13) Hangman/Hobbs

(1:01:54) FTR

(1:09:00) Young Bucks

(1:18:00) Men’s Blood and Guts

It was a pretty weird week and your girls are revved up! We're coming out of the gate with a streak of good ideas, one right after the other — an AEW Clue Game! A remake of 3 Men and a Baby but it's Two Men and a Hook! Josh "The Cockblock" Alexander! Brian Cage with a third knee! And then we kind of narrow in on One Big Good Idea that you might be able to guess: that's right, it's Ham. Anyway but yeah, the wrestling: we're talking about Hangman's new alliance with Eddie and Hook, we're talking about the Don Callis Family's aggressive recruiting of the Young Bucks, we're talking about what Mark Briscoe might do in the Don Callis mansion, we're talking about the Big Women's Blood N Guts and Tag Tourney!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(15:50) Hangman, Eddie, Hook, and the Opps

(36:26) Don Callis Family and the Young Bucks

(56:58) Men’s Blood and Guts

(1:13:08) Women’s Blood and Guts & Tag Tournament

(1:28:19) FTR and Brodido

Everything dies, baby that’s a fact. The girls are in MOODS this week, but it’s not the fault of Dynamite! It was a fun show, and we run through a discussion of OC’s beautiful eyebags, Mox’s campaign for a spot on the MLH award’s commemorative choker, Kris Stat has a Stat Chat, and we close our hearts once again to FTR. We run through it preeeettttty fast though, because for our health and wellbeing? We play the dating game!

(0:00) Chit Chat time

(8:57) Death Riders, Darby, Conglom

(29:22) Women’s Tag Team Divis

(32:17) Stat Chat

(36:49) Hangman and Joe

(52:04) Bucks and FTR

(1:07:25) DCF Summit

(1:12:23) A SPOOKY DATING GAME

It’s a post PPV week and we had a lot to say! Moxley and Darby gave us a truly sexually unhinged I Quit match, which Mox obviously only quit because he had to get somewhere private to [redacted]. Sting showed up and so obviously we talked about catfish (the fish kind) (not the internet kind). We also do a deep dive into why Samoa Joe isn’t working for us, though his Official Heel Turn did help, and what kind of narratives need some moralizing and which ones don’t. In the Hall of the Mountain King started playing as we got through the rest of the show, where we love what Kris and Toni and Mercedes are doing, loved the Young Bucks with Jurassic Express, hate the Young Bucks with FTR, and get into what the Don Callis Family has its sticky little fingers in! Enjoy!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(17:30) Darby and Mox

(39:34) Death Riders and Conglomeration 

(53:09) Hangman and Samoa Joe, the Opps/Hurt Syndicate, the Demand

(1:20:16) Women’s Division

(1:37:03) Young Bucks, Jurassic Express, FTR, Jetspeed

(1:56:03) Don Callis Family and Mark Briscoe and Brodido

Early Pre-PPV episode! Hangman shows his quietly competent side once again by stirring himself to save Samoa Joe despite Joe not remotely deserving it. Mox visits Darby in jail and sends the girls into fits of ecstasy and Kris and Toni are panting to get to each other and we’re panting to see it. Bring on Wrestledream!

(0:00) Chit chat time

(18:10) Hangman/Samoa Joe

(30:20) Mox/Darby

(59:37) Kris/Toni

(1:08:49) Top Gods vs Jetspeed Babes

(1:12:19) Orange Cassidy’s Katie Nolan Interview

(1:18:22) DCF, Kenny, Jack Perry and Young Bucks

(1:47:37) Max Caster and Anthony Bowens

Dynamite was two and a half hours again this week and maybe that’s why we’re so ready to go over the edge. It certainly can’t be helping anything! We go through everything in AEW: Darby and Mox and their sexual rumspringa; what it takes to be considered a member of the Conglomeration; Don Callis’s Basement of Deformed Boys; life in Samoa Joe’s America, and a beautiful fantasy about a carousel of Young Bucks’ bodies. What can we say, it’s been a week, and DON’T write on Discord that we were sensitive!!!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(7:37) Dynamite Was 2.5 Hours and That’s an Atrocity

(10:46) Death Riders and Associated Enemies

(42:10) The Conglomeration and the Don Callis Family

(58:58) Hangman and Samoa Joe

(1:06:58) Meltdown about the State of the World, I Guess?

(1:12:06) Young Bucks and Jurassic Express

(1:30:46) Kris Statlander and Toni Storm

(1:36:14) [Don’t Call Them] The Acclaimed

It’s the 6 year anniversary of Dynamite! Siri, play “Landslide.” We get to see many of our original faves—Orange Cassidy’s back, Jurassic Express rides again, Tay Melo fights Toni, and Kris and Darby do actual intergender. Plus the Bucks are broke again, Danny Garcia breaks his father’s heart, and Max Caster and Anthony Bowens put on a MASTERCLASS in storytelling. Six! More! Years!

0:00 Chit Chat Time

15:27 6 more years

29:42 Toni, Kris, Darby and Yuta

41:16 Daniel Garcia

47:36 Samoa Joe and Hangman

58:57 Young Bucks, Kenny, Andrade

1:11:33 El Clon and General DCF

1:26:20 Max Caster and Anthony Bowens

Hoo boy, it’s our post-PPV episode and it’s STUFFED. To be perfectly frank, it’d be faster to tell you what we didn’t talk about, which is: the Hurt Syndicate. We didn’t talk about them at all. But everything else on All Out, from Kyle Entertainment Fletcher to Max Entertainment Caster? We got into it! We didn’t have the best time watching the PPV, though that was on us as much as on the matches, but we’re thrilled with all our 2019 and 2020 originals either coming back or getting titles and extra double thrilled that Mox and Darby brought each other to completion so many times they have to do it again at the next one. Strap in, it’s a long one!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(5:48) All Out overview

(11:02) Hangman vs. Kyle Fletcher 

(21:47) Takeshita, Okada, Mascara Dorada

(28:12) Eddie Kingston, Big Bill, Hook

(38:31) Tag Teams and Jungle Boy

(49:24) MJF

(1:01:47) Orange Cassidy, the Conglomeration, the DCF

(1:15:40) Mercedes and Riho

(1:25:22) Cope, Christian, FTR

(1:39:13) Kris Statlander, Death Riders and Darby

(2:00:02) The Acclaimed

Get your early pre-ppv pod here! Your girls break down all the feuds on offer—from Hangman trying to save The Protostar Kyle “Middle Name” Fletcher, to Mox n Darby’s absolutely crazy promo energies to Cage ’n Cope’s continued efforts to get us on board. Plus we’re foot perverts for Mercedes, we’re pissed off about the disrespect shown to Eddie Kingston, and hey Mister Jack Perry? It’s time to come home. Andrew McMahon is waiting for you.

0:00 Chitchat time

15:20 General September to Remember Thoughts

20:03 Hangman and the DCF

36:11 Death Riders and Danny Garcia

50:12 Women’s 4-way

54:45 Cope n Christian

1:07:15 Eddie’s Return

1:12:18 The Young Bucks

1:22:56 MJF

1:25:00 Max Caster and Anthony Bowens