Lea’s out this week so we were hashtag blessed to have our beautiful graphic designer BLORB with us! And she cornholed with the best of them. We talked all the important stuff — Pokemon, Ultimatum Queer Love, and what to look in the mirror and take off before you leave the house. In wrestling news, Hangman brought Mox to another sexual completion, MJF and the Hurt Syndicate continue to do the most pointless work of anyone’s life, and was there some kind of gas leak on Collision? Because the deranged energies that wrestlers reached were beyond anything we’ve seen (complimentary). Join us!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(21:27) Hangman and Mox

(28:53) MJF and Hurt Syndicate

(38:44) Mark Briscoe, MJF, Hangman end of Dynamite

(42:58) Conglomeration

(53:51) Toni/Athena/Billie/Windsah

(59:20) Ultimatum Queer Love Interlude

(1:03:30) Christian Cage, Patriarchy, Cope, FTR

(1:17:23) Forbidden Door Tag Tournament & Okada vs. Swerve

(1:32:39) Willow and Stat

(1:39:45) Max Caster and Anthony Bowens

We're sleepy lazy girls this week, and it seems that Dynamite was too! There wasn't a lot of big stuff to cover so instead, we got weird about the little stuff. You know us, you love us! We discuss Mox and Hangman's REFUSAL to move on from each other, the Butt curse Cope put on FTR, Kris Stat's unexpected defense of Lexy Nair, Ethics in Wrestling, and for some reason, the kissing skills of the inhabitants of Love Island. Enjoy us as we meander through the week!

0:00 Chit Chat Time

10:09 Hangman/Mox

30:31 Foley Artist Activism/Love Island Talk

40:36 Cope/FTR/Butt Enhancements

53:58 MJF/Hurt People

1:00:20 Nick Wayne and the Matriarchy

1:05:43 Will Ospreay/Swerve/Okada

1:13:09 Kris Statlander

1:18:27 Athena/Toni

1:28:04 Bits and Pieces

It was Y’ALL IN and Tunnel Talk was there in person, which means we had WAY too much to talk about this week! Strap in, babes, because we met so many wonderful people and had the time of our lives at an incredible wrestling show. We go through the high highs of Hangman WINNING, Toni spanking Mercedes, Darby rappelling down from a very high roof, Swerve pledging his love to Ospreay in song, the Young Bucks crossing the Delaware (and so much more), the medium mediums of Okada-Omega and the Opps, the low lows of matches we didn’t watch due to looking for milkshakes, and the lows that were so low they circled back around to being highs again (“Go find yourself”). The PPV was long and you better believe that so is this episode!

(00:00) Chitchat Time and Overall All In Weekend

(20:14) Hangman vs. Mox

(54:05) Adam Cole, Don Callis Family, and Long Milkshake Quest Story

(1:02:32) Swerve, Ospreay and Young Bucks

(1:21:26) Okada and Omega

(1:32:12) Women’s Casino Gauntlet

(1:41:56) Toni vs. Mercedes, Athena

(1:53:15) Men’s Casino Gauntlet

(2:01:26) Hurt Syndicate/Patriarchy/Cope/FTR

(2:12:41) Final All In Thoughts and Chitchat

It’s (probably) our final episode before witnessing Y’ALL IN in person, and we’re psyched! Will we show up in a three person costume as the Founding Fathers’ horse and both Young Bucks riding it? Who can never be sure. We get into all the fun storylines happening now: Hangman and Mox, Ospreay and Swerve and the Young Bucks, Mercedes and Toni, and also the less fun storylines, like MJF and the Hurt Syndicate and Kenny vs. Okada (sorry guys but SERIOUSLY). And what WOULD happen if Swerve and Ospreay were stranded on Mars together? See you in Texas!

(00:00) Chitchat Time and What’s Making Me Happy

(19:49) Hangman vs. Mox

(34:07) Ospreay & Swerve vs. the Young Bucks

(1:12:44) Mercedes Mone vs. Toni Storm

(1:15:58) MJF and the tag belts

(1:28:12) DCF/Okada/Kenny/Ibushi

As we start the All In Home Stretch, AEW storylines are kicking in high gear which means the girls' spirits are too! We SOLVE our issue with Okada completely, revel in Will Ospreay's Perfect Day, delight in the return of Mox's choking kink, celebrate Kris Stat's acting chops, and validate Mark Briscoe's moral fortitude. And hey, ancient girl perverts? Call us!

0:00 Chit Chat Time

8:47 DCF/Okada/Ibushi

35:40 Hangman/Young Bucks/Mox

1:11:01 Toni/Mercedes

1:20:25 Kris Stat

1:27:40 Mark Briscoe/MJF

It's the fourth installment of our From the Reviews series! If you give us a 5* review on any platform and shoot us a message with a request, we'll watch whatever match you ask and record ourselves watching it! In this episode we watched:

0:00 Golden Lovers vs Young Bucks suggested by Rambones Slampig

48:53 STARS (Hazuki & Koguma) vs. STARS (Hanan & Saya) suggested by CineMartialArts

01:18:48 LuluPencil vs Chris Brookes suggested by Senerio

1:56:22 Dean Ambrose vs Drew Mcintyre suggested by C

It was a very fun show at Arena Mexico this week and boy oh boy did it feel good to see Hangman open the show in Spanish! What a relief to see AEW be a good guest in another country. Otherwise, the show was light on promos, so we did a quick-ish show review and then go into Listener Questions! Everyone sent in some amazing stuff, so yeah, you’ll get to hear us talking through Allie’s artisanal spider silk, which wrestler would responsibly brood and hatch an egg, who would best survive a medieval court, and so much more!

(00:00) Chitchat Time and What’s Making Me Happy

(11:28) Arena Mexico show overview

(14:02) Men’s World Title Scene

(41:10) Don Callis Family

(53:46) MJF and Mistico

(57:46) Mercedes and Toni

(1:00:12) Ricochet & co.

(1:04:14) Listener Questions!!!

It was another monster Wednesday and your girls did everything they could to keep up. We’re proud to announce that Jon Moxley has been elected the Mayor of Toontown (extremely complimentary) while the Young Bucks are so focused on seducing back one of their middleman, they haven’t even noticed they’ve lost one! Plus we love Thekla, were delighted to have TaiJai back, and Kris flirts with the dark side again thanks to her literal little brother Yuta. Plus, Matt Jackson’s bun was fine the whole time. Enjoy us!

0:00 Chit Chat Time

12:47 Our Idea for the next Jericho Cruise

16:13 Men’s Title Scene Mega Topic

58:26 Okada and Kenny

1:15:47 Women’s Division

1:28:59 The Patriarchy

1:32:53 Apology to Matt Jackson

You might've watched Fyter Fest this week and thought, "Not that much happened, storywise. What will the girls find to talk about?" Well, we go on a romp through pop culture, past and present: Blockbuster, Pogs, Angelus, Medbay, Numb Tongue, Friday Night Lights, you name it, we mentioned it. Everyone backstage is convinced that if Hangman reconciles with Swerve, they'll be unstoppable: WILL Hangman ever get that one moment of perfect happiness? Also Mercedes ate a steak ringside and it wasn't even paywalled, Nigel embarrassed his husband Tony Schiavone, Kip Sabian must be coming up with surprises in the bedroom, and Kenny and Okada are our little babies who need to lock in. Enjoy listening as Lea drinks an entire bottle of wine!

(00:00) Chitchat Time and What’s Making Me Happy

(08:15) Ospreay, Hangman, Swerve, and Mox

(21:46) Blockbuster Video Digression

(26:28) Back to Ospreay etc.

(53:30) MJF and Hurt Syndicate

(58:12) Toni and Mercedes

(1:03:11) Nick Wayne

(1:05:46) Thekla

(1:12:14) Kenny and Okada

(1:25:30) Max Caster

(1:29:19) Tay Conti return

(1:31:50) Don Callis Family/the Paragon/Anthony Bowens

It’s our Double or Nothing episode and the girls have a new mantra: not only are we saying what we see, but we are BELIEVING what we see, and what we believe is that Double or Nothing was for us. Anarchy in The Arena’s comedy costumes, intergender violence, and flagpoles up the butt? For us. Toni and Mina ending in a passionate makeout? Extremely for us. Hangman and Ospreay retroactively justifying their entire build by a banger of a match that held our hearts in their fists the whole time? FOR US. Whatever the hell was going on in that Nigel McGuinness match? THE WHOLE TIME, IT WAS FOR US. What a night, and what a SUMMER yet to come!

0:00 Chit Chat Time and WMMH

8:00 Purchasing DoN

17:19 Ricochet vs Mark Briscoe

23:25 Speedball vs Okada

25:48 Anarchy in the Arena

51:30 Women’s Divish

1:08:03 Hangman vs Ospreay

1:39:59 DCF vs Paragon

1:42:54 Alex Marvez’s Return

1:46:46 FTR vs Nigel and Garcia