It's the Winter Christmas Collision Crash Smash Bash for the Fallen time at AEW, and your girls are just trying to keep up! As Anne eerily predicted, Toni's gone full amnesia mode and we could not be happier about it. Ricochet has revealed his secret dork ass self and he's NEVER been more over with us. Plus Darby and Ospreay took us out of this WORLD, The Bucks turned up to delight us, and Adam Cole and MJF did passably fine for once! A very Merry Christmas to us all!

8:05 Toni

13:51 Ricochet

21:40 General Connie

24:39 Darby/Ospreay

36:04 Death Riders

52:06 Women’s Division (And Alex Marvez)

1:03:11 Kenny and the Young Bucks

1:14:28 Jericho

1:16:40 Adam Cole and MJF

Everyone's sober, prepared, and back in rhythm this week, and it's never felt so good! Your Connie girls talk about why this year's tournament simply isn't reaching the heights of last year — it's called emotional stability and it's disgusting. Luckily we've got Orange Cassidy and his proclivities to get us through these trying times, not to mention the time capsule that Will Ospreay's straightened floppy '90s boy hair put us into. Plus, we're attracted to Chris Jericho, we're NOT attracted to Matt Cardona, and we're SO worried about our son Kyle O'Reilly and the horrifying normalization process that's taken him over.

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(03:42) The Connie

(5:44) Claudio, Will Ospreay (and his hair), Darby

(23:30) Ricochet

(26:27) Danny Garcia

(30:19) Brody King

(33:43) Mina and Mariah, Toni Storm

(43:39) Mercedes Mone

(45:47) Death Riders and Orange Cassidy

(1:04:21) Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly, MJF

(1:15:47) Matt Cardona and Chris Jericho

(1:28:30) Private Party

Let's put all our cards on the table: Allie was compromised by substances in this episode but we valiantly recorded anyway. Is it our most "coherent" podcast? It's not. Are any of our episodes that coherent, though? That's not for us to say. We talk CONNIE, we talk MJF's horrible hair, we talk OC's triumphant cameraman ruse, we talk Swerve and Max Caster! Plus Allie reveals that she's horny for Chris Jericho's sexy Shania Twain look. I'll be honest, we're gonna tweet this one with a notes app apology.

(00:00) Chitchat and Confession Time

(03:17) IT’S CONNIE SEASON

(18:03) Mercedes Mone, Penelope Ford, and Anna Jay

(21:34) Adam Cole, MJF, Kyle O’Reilly

(33:57) Mariah and Mina

(35:53) Death Riders

(57:07) The Patriarchy and Hook

(1:01:28) Swerve and Max Caster

(1:14:39) Chris Jericho drive-by fashion review

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN and boy are we giggly. We do a quick rundown of Full Gear with SPECIAL attention paid to the Mox/OC match where those men hmm made art.  Then it’s over to the most WONDERFUL time of the year—Connie Szn!!!  Your hosts discuss the contestants, the matches, and most important, the promos.  Plus: Mina walked into her thing with Mariah with eyes wide open, Swerve’s got those winter blues, and Kyle’s gone normiecore.  Did you miss us? We missed YOU!

0:00 Chit Chat TIme

12:24 Full Gear Rundown

49:43 Hangman/Jay White

1:01:44 It’s Connie Season

1:27:20 Women’s Tournament

1:32:01 Mariah/Mina

1:34:51 Swerve

1:37:00 Adam Cole

Tunnel Talk’s Super Special November Vacation continues but we have another pre-recorded bonus episode to tide you over before we return next week — this time it’s a classic Tunnel Talk dating game! We take two randomly selected wrestlers and have to send them on a date. Who asked who? Where do they go? HOW does it go? You'll have to listen to find out! MISS YOU, LOVE YOU, BYE!

The girls are still on their big November Break but we pre-recorded just a little something to throw on up here. This week, the girls sit down and talk romcoms--the rules of the genre, our top fives, and the wrestlers that should star in them. MISS YOU ALL, SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!

It's our last episode before our November break and boy do we have senioritis. After a long chitchat time about Unitarians for some reason, we get down TO it. AEW presented FRIGHT NIGHT this week, and it was truly a theatre of the absurd. We cover Mark Davis's big return in his "running to 7-Eleven" fit, OC's promo on how children don't understand true grief, baby lion cubs Private Party finally proving they're big predators who can DEFINITELY take down the Bucks. Plus Darby descends from the rafters, and Malakai is now doing close-up magic. A++, AEW, thanks for the glorious send-off!

(00:00) Chit Chat Time

(16:03) General Fright Night

(19:26) Aussie Open

(32:37) OC/Mox

(58:44) Bucks/Private Party

(1:18:00) Adam Cole

(1:34:00) Rapidfire Grabbag

Chuck Taylor got dead-wife murdered this week, and thank you so much for your thoughts and prayers in these exhilarating times. So yeah, this week’s episode goes long! We talk through exactly how it happened in loving detail, and really get into the best-friend-destroyed-hero’s-journey of it all. Were they roommates? Yeah! Are we horny about it? You bet your sweet bippy! Some people didn’t enjoy this week in AEW, but for us, it gave us everything we could ever need: Kyle Fletcher shaving his head over his feelings for Will Ospreay, Shelton Benjamin impressing us solely through good wrestling, and on top of that? Christian and the Patriarchy did things so confusingly sexual that we were honestly floored. It’s another week of Tunnel Talk!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(14:28) Shelton Benjamin vs. Sammy

(22:12) Adam Cole and MJF

(31:53) House of Black interlude

(38:51) Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor

(1:19:50) Kyle Fletcher and the Don Callis Family

(1:32:47) Patriarchy

(1:40:33) Hangman and Jay White

(1:49:39) FTR and Outrunners

It’s our post-Wrestledream episode and AEW is UNDER attack from hooligans in a pickup truck!  We discuss the MULTIPLE patricides that took place this week, and the moms who just watched it happen.  Plus Adam Cole came back and tried to sell us a story about evil being good sometimes, Ricochet became our biological son with one simple mispronounciation, and we give out the inaugural Best Behaved Boy award to our beloved new homeowner Dustin “Nice Suit” Chuck Taylor.

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(8:58) Wrestledream thoughts

(11:21) Mox/Danielson

(17:14) OC/Jerry Lynn

(20:02) Elite/Conglomeration

(42:20) Adam Cole/MJF

(54:38) Ospreay/Ricochet/Takeshita

(1:09:09) Hangman/Jay White

(1:21:11) Mariah and Willow

(1:26:05) MVP/Shelton Benjamin/Swerve

(1:35:38) Dustin Chuck Taylor’s MRI

Surprise! The pod’s out early because otherwise we’d have another lame duck podcast situation on our hands. Listen to our takes quick, before WrestleDream makes them all obsolete! We discuss the Moxley vs. Danielson feud and what parts of himself Bryan Danielson may not be comfortable with, plus Darby’s manic-guy-on-bus energy and the difference between a good promo and an entertaining promo. Also Danny Garcia isn’t leaving! The women’s division might be backsliding! And you won’t predict who we talk about doing the wettest of kissing. Seriously — take a guess right now and see how that turns out. Welcome to Tunnel Talk!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(09:50) Moxley/Claudio/Pac vs. Danielson/Yuta

(24:58) Darby Allin vs. Brody King

(37:01) Willow/Mariah and Kris/Mercedes

(59:42) Tag Division

(1:08:25) Danny Garcia, JB, Shibata

(1:20:57) Jay White vs. Hangman

(1:24:14) Don Callis and Jake the Snake trade + Ospreay and Kyle

(1:40:04) Rocky Romero & miscellany