Allie’s still in exile, but Lea and Anne have intrepidly brought the podcast back anyway, and frankly we should all applaud their bravery in these difficult times! We brought on our friend Mike for a catchup/amnesty episode to bring us up to speed on all the AEW fun that we’ve missed, from Jon Moxley’s Grindset Influencing to the pleasures of watching two big men cheerfully yell. That’s right, we invited some mansplaining and we loved every single second of it! It was thrilling to hear about Swerve and Hangman’s psychosexual escapades with Kenny and with Jetspeed, to commiserate about the dark boring slide into mediocrity that is MJF these days, and to discover that Orange Cassidy has zero sexual chemistry with Toni and/or Mina. Absolutely delightful. Enjoy, and please send all your good thoughts to Allie’s car — we’re hoping to all be reunited next week but we are going to need the strongest of good vibes from all our listeners! 

(00:00) Chitchat Time and Mike intro

(18:22) Deathriders and Don Callis Family

(36:42) Jetspeed

(42:57) Swerve and Kenny and Hangman

(55:25) MJF

(1:05:57) Young Bucks

(1:11:38) Jamie Hayter, Kris Statlander, Willow, Mercedes

(1:27:42) OC, Toni and Mina

(1:32:11) New Men

It’s our final podcast of 2025! And what a way to go out. We do a deep dive into MJF’s return and his returning promo, which we did not find to be successful. Then we get into the Connie and all the men’s emotions in their pretty good post-match promos! The Elite and the DCF also had a very fun match and we talk about how we’ll all get old someday, so that’s pretty normal and cool. And finally, we finish the year with a holiday edition of the dating game, for our deep winter imagines. Join us!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(12:02) Men’s World Title Scene

(45:17) Continental Classic

(1:00:48) Elite and Don Callis Family

(1:09:53) Women’s Division

(1:17:40) Holiday Dating Game!

It's our penultimate episode before Christmas break, and the girls show up tipsy and distractable. After an extra-long chitchat section, we finally get down to business and dig into Swerve and Hangman's sexy new partnership and the eternal cockblock that is Josh Alexander. Plus the Women's Tag Team tournament finally crowned their winners and we were NOT expecting the result! Then it's Connie Season and there's some real highlights to cover and perhaps some room for improvement as well. Don't worry, the girls have some ideas that could help! Also, The Elite are back together to defeat the Ham Men and the girls are starting a movement called Let Roddy Speak! It's spreading across the nation!

(0:00) Chit-Chat Time

(22:18) Swerve/Hangman/Joe

(43:23) Women’s Tag Team Finale

(1:01:16) Connie Updates and The Elite

We’re back from Thanksgiving break and frankly? We had a lot pent up that we needed to get out! From accidentally implying new kinks that make everyone uncomfortable to an expansion of our rich ham-based world, we go into hysterics for many, many very stupid reasons. In between, we talk through a weird, slightly-off episode of Dynamite, make up a few rumors we’re hoping make their way back to Dave Meltzer, and are ready to be enchanted by our Third Connie! Join us… if you dare.

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(11:42) Pod Business & Allie Addresses Her Enemies

(22:22) Samoa Joe, Eddie, Hangman

(49:08) Women’s Tag Tournament

(1:00:55) Kris Statlander and Jamie Hayter

(1:04:31) Mercedes Mone

(1:07:59) Continental Classic and the Elite

It’s our post-Full Gear episode, and thanks to Thanksgiving, your girls are recording on a Monday, which is quite destabilizing—also destabilizing us? Samoa Joe is our champion. Again. Thank GOD we have Sexy Big Muscles Swerve to comfort us in our (and Hangman’s) time of need. Plus, Anne and Lea attempt an intervention on Allie about her Pac situation, The Elite Hug It Out, Mark Briscoe won his match (derogatory), and none of Kyle Fletcher’s suitors even tried to help him. Sad!

(0:00) Chit Chat Time

(18:04) Hangman/Samoa Joe

(44:26) National Title

(53:20:) Death Riders

(1:06:33) Mercedes/Kris and Women’s 4-way

(1:13:08) Elite/DCF

(1:35:48) FTR

It's Double Bloody Gutty time and your FREAK hosts had a blast of a time. The girls opened the show and lost their damn minds. Blood! Murder! Violence! Willow spurns Kris again! Toni dies so that Mina may live! Our women's division ROCKS. Then we had an intermission featuring Hangman's tits (good) and FTR rambling (bad) before the boys unleashed. Blood! Murder! Violence! OC's little hands get stapled! Roddy gets gnawed on and NOT by Kyle! Mox taps again! What a night. PLUS: The Young Bucks are in quite a pickle and Mark Briscoe brings ham!

(0:00) Chit chat time

(15:52) Women’s Blood and Guts

(55:13) Hangman/Hobbs

(1:01:54) FTR

(1:09:00) Young Bucks

(1:18:00) Men’s Blood and Guts

It was a pretty weird week and your girls are revved up! We're coming out of the gate with a streak of good ideas, one right after the other — an AEW Clue Game! A remake of 3 Men and a Baby but it's Two Men and a Hook! Josh "The Cockblock" Alexander! Brian Cage with a third knee! And then we kind of narrow in on One Big Good Idea that you might be able to guess: that's right, it's Ham. Anyway but yeah, the wrestling: we're talking about Hangman's new alliance with Eddie and Hook, we're talking about the Don Callis Family's aggressive recruiting of the Young Bucks, we're talking about what Mark Briscoe might do in the Don Callis mansion, we're talking about the Big Women's Blood N Guts and Tag Tourney!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(15:50) Hangman, Eddie, Hook, and the Opps

(36:26) Don Callis Family and the Young Bucks

(56:58) Men’s Blood and Guts

(1:13:08) Women’s Blood and Guts & Tag Tournament

(1:28:19) FTR and Brodido

Everything dies, baby that’s a fact. The girls are in MOODS this week, but it’s not the fault of Dynamite! It was a fun show, and we run through a discussion of OC’s beautiful eyebags, Mox’s campaign for a spot on the MLH award’s commemorative choker, Kris Stat has a Stat Chat, and we close our hearts once again to FTR. We run through it preeeettttty fast though, because for our health and wellbeing? We play the dating game!

(0:00) Chit Chat time

(8:57) Death Riders, Darby, Conglom

(29:22) Women’s Tag Team Divis

(32:17) Stat Chat

(36:49) Hangman and Joe

(52:04) Bucks and FTR

(1:07:25) DCF Summit

(1:12:23) A SPOOKY DATING GAME

It’s a post PPV week and we had a lot to say! Moxley and Darby gave us a truly sexually unhinged I Quit match, which Mox obviously only quit because he had to get somewhere private to [redacted]. Sting showed up and so obviously we talked about catfish (the fish kind) (not the internet kind). We also do a deep dive into why Samoa Joe isn’t working for us, though his Official Heel Turn did help, and what kind of narratives need some moralizing and which ones don’t. In the Hall of the Mountain King started playing as we got through the rest of the show, where we love what Kris and Toni and Mercedes are doing, loved the Young Bucks with Jurassic Express, hate the Young Bucks with FTR, and get into what the Don Callis Family has its sticky little fingers in! Enjoy!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(17:30) Darby and Mox

(39:34) Death Riders and Conglomeration 

(53:09) Hangman and Samoa Joe, the Opps/Hurt Syndicate, the Demand

(1:20:16) Women’s Division

(1:37:03) Young Bucks, Jurassic Express, FTR, Jetspeed

(1:56:03) Don Callis Family and Mark Briscoe and Brodido

Early Pre-PPV episode! Hangman shows his quietly competent side once again by stirring himself to save Samoa Joe despite Joe not remotely deserving it. Mox visits Darby in jail and sends the girls into fits of ecstasy and Kris and Toni are panting to get to each other and we’re panting to see it. Bring on Wrestledream!

(0:00) Chit chat time

(18:10) Hangman/Samoa Joe

(30:20) Mox/Darby

(59:37) Kris/Toni

(1:08:49) Top Gods vs Jetspeed Babes

(1:12:19) Orange Cassidy’s Katie Nolan Interview

(1:18:22) DCF, Kenny, Jack Perry and Young Bucks

(1:47:37) Max Caster and Anthony Bowens