The girls are thriving SO much more than last week and I think it shows. After a rousing round of What's Making Me Happy, we get into all the big events of the week, starting with Dynamite's new Sum-41 theme song. Then we talk through Hangman and Will Ospreay's promo and what went wrong with Will Ospreay's side of it, where the men's title scene is going, and whether Will Ospreay should be allowed to call Swerve "one of my best friends." Plus, Toni Storm is here and queer, the Deathriders are here (derogatory) and haven't said anything about being queer, and Nigel really needs to delegate someone to be Tony Schiavone's protective husband when he's not around. Join us!

(00:00) Chitchat Time and What’s Making Me Happy (Anne)

(09:16) Dynamite New Theme Song

(14:12) Men’s Owen and Don Callis Family

(48:23) Women’s Division

(1:05:13) Deathriders/Opps/Elite/Rush

(1:28:40) FTR and Daniel Garcia

It’s a sleepy little week over here and after the long anticipated (or dreaded) return of What’s Making Me Happy, the girls dive in. Once again, the Young Bucks were the highlight of the week as they joined Ricochet to take on the Sewer Boys in a very classic Memphis Match (we ALL know what that means). Hangman comes for our jobs hard with some of his comments this week, and yes we ARE threatened. We also check in with Jon Moxley’s choking kink, Mercedes’s mush, Roddy’s t-shirt techniques, and hey, we had time to play the Dating Game!

0:00 What’s Making Me Happy

11:06 The Elite

33:36 Men’s Owen Tournament

47:28 The Opps/Deathriders

52:54 Women’s Owen Tournament

59:56 The Patriarchy/FTR/Paragon

1:07:49 The Dating Game!

This week was another one with some low lows but that was at LEAST counterbalanced by us getting to see Matt Jackson do a nip slip and then both Bucks shirtless (!) while wrestling (!!). Hashtag blessed, God is good! All the time! Plus, enjoy listening to us try to figure out wrestling alliances from first principles, invent new jargon to explain it, and of course again talk through our new all time romance, Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness. This is Tunnel Talk, baby…

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(7:21) Death Riders & the Opps

(26:23) Young Bucks and Their Outfits

(34:54) Ricochet, Mark Briscoe, Kevin Knight, and other Sewer Boys which is somehow still actually about the Young Bucks match

(46:43) The Men’s Owen, Hangman, and MJF

(57:03) Don Callis Family

(1:12:39) Nigel & Tony Schiavone’s love and also FTR

(1:24:36) Women’s Owen

(1:30:55) The Patriarchy

This week, the girls experienced some of the highest highs (updates on Darby’s everest journey) and lowest lows (we refer here to the depth of Matt Jackson’s V-neck). Athena came back to Dynamite in the most spectacular fashion and knocked your hosts on their BUTTS. Plus MisogynyJF strikes again, and we’re hit with a romance angle none of us saw coming!

0:00 Chit Chat Time

8:22 Darby Allin Updates

13:48 The Owen

21:07 Hangman and Bucks promo, Josh Alexander

36:30 Opps/Deathriders

1:00:46 Athena/Mercedes

1:08:30 Misogyny Jacob Friedman

1:19:51 FTR and the romance of a lifetime

Dynasty may have brought your girls down, but Dynamite this week brought them WAY WAY UP. We may be the only people on the entire internet who felt that way but we're bold truth tellers. We talk through Swerve's loss, the Young Bucks' return and what it might mean for the Death Riders' storyline, and what we want from pro wrestling overall. Plus, we're not animals - we talk about the Young Bucks's outfits, Kenny and the cuck chair, "dookie", Anthony Bowens's insane nipple shirt, and all the other events of the week. Enjoy!

(00:00) Chitchat Time and News

(12:18) Dynasty and Dynamite Vibe Overview

(16:06) Death Riders, CopeTR, the Elite

(1:08:06) Don Callis Family

(1:13:15) Ospreay, Speedball, etc

(1:19:17) Toni Storm and Megan Bayne

(1:24:39) Hurt People and MJF

(1:27:39) Chris Jericho, Bandido, and the Learning Tree

(1:42:35) Max Caster

(1:46:51) Adam Cole and the Paragon

This week, on HBO’s Original Series “The Pitt” starring Noah Wyle…..just kidding. Despite our best efforts, the girls settle down and talk wrestling—namely, their new favorite storyteller, Dax Harwood! Plus, the title scene gets intergender, Will Ospreay is Completely Fine, and the girls agree to disagree about Bobby Lashly’s kicky blue suit. Was there anything else going on this week? Can’t think of anything—wait. Did something happen between Swerve and Hangman this week? It might have come up!

0:00 Chit Chat Time

8:14 HBO’s The Pitt

11:26 Wide-ranging thoughts on media and national anthems

17:48 CopeTR and Death Riders Trios

38:26 Swerve&Willow vs Mox&Marina

43:42 Reactions to I Know.

57:59 The Owen

1:08:27 MJF/Hurt People

1:19:04 Adam Cole

Allie was at Dynamite this week so we got some fun on the ground reporting about reactions from the casuals and the crazed things that Justin Roberts says during the break! We also go through Kenny's in-ring promo that must've devastated poor little Will Ospreay, the way Claudio stands, whether Megan Bayne should be champ, MVP disappointing us with what can only be called a bitchfest (derogatory), the baffling Mark Davis and Kyle Fletcher relationship, plus -- and we're as surprised as you must be -- we do a DEEP dive into the story that FTR and Cope are telling (!!!!!). All that AND it's the finals of March Body Madness? You gotta listen to this.

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(02:10) Allie’s on the ground reporting from the St. Paul’s Dynamite

(07:15) Kenny Omega, Blake Christian, Speedball Mike Bailey

(17:34) Men’s Title Scene

(32:17) Women’s Title Scene

(42:41) CopeTR

(57:37) Callis Family

(1:08:39) Hurt People, MJF, &c.

(1:15:07) Opps and Max Caster

(1:18:59) Best Bods FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Tunnel Talk's fourth anniversary and we start with a little reflection on just how far we've come! Then it's over to the International Title scene where The Tournament to win a date with Kenny Omega finally wraps up with a surprising result--Kenny's taking two people to the prom! Then it's time for the Men's World Title, which is a little less interesting--for now. We talk about the Street Fight, plus do a little light speculating on where we could go next. Then we shake and quake right along with Megan Bayne, Kris Stat and Toni Storm! PLUS, it's the semifinals of our Best Bods Tournament!

0:00 4 year anniversary reflections!

16:17 International Tournament

32:51 Mox/Cope

55:41 Title Scene Speculation

1:11:04 Women’s Division

1:21:30 Best Bods

It’s Post-Revolution, and as always, your girls are right on time with their thoughts and observations! We bust through all the goings on at a breakneck pace, covering Nana acknowledging Swerve as his liege lord, Hangman’s new short curlycut, the final act of Mariah and Toni’s tragedy, Ospreay’s VERY good day at preschool, and of course, the quarterfinals of our Best Bods tournament! Join us!!!

0:00 chit chat time

7:08 general revolution thoughts

8:51 Swerve/Ricochet

18:27 Mox/Cope

35:12 Hangman/MJF

47:10 Toni/Mariah

55:40 Mercedes/Momo/Billie Starkz

57:41 Ospreay/Fletcher

1:12:16 Kenny/Takeshita/Tournament

1:25:22 Best Bods Tournament Quarter Finals

There was lots to get into this week in AEW! We talk about Toni and Mariah's brilliant promo work, Ricochet's incredible and perfectly annoying heel character, Renee’s trials (bad interviewee behavior), Megan Bayne’s trials (precarious wardrobe), the Death Rider’s trials (telling a coherent story), and Will Ospreay’s trials (immediately being abandoned by his only friend). Plus, it's WEEK TWO OF THE BEST BODS TOURNAMENT BRACKET!!!!!! The Eastern conference was tough and it's only going to get tougher. Join us for all the fun and YES, when we describe you as having a "cow body" it IS a compliment!

(00:00) Chitchat time

(12:10) Hangman and MJF

(21:54) Death Riders and Cope

(36:46) Megan Bayne & co

(39:48) Toni and Mariah

(47:24) Undisputed Kingdom and FTR

(49:02) Swerve, Ricochet, Brody & Okada

(57:04) Don Callis Family, Ospreay, Kenny

(1:10:14) Mercedes Mone plus Alex Marvez Wellness Check

(1:12:58) BEST BODS TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!