This week, the girls experienced some of the highest highs (updates on Darby’s everest journey) and lowest lows (we refer here to the depth of Matt Jackson’s V-neck). Athena came back to Dynamite in the most spectacular fashion and knocked your hosts on their BUTTS. Plus MisogynyJF strikes again, and we’re hit with a romance angle none of us saw coming!

0:00 Chit Chat Time

8:22 Darby Allin Updates

13:48 The Owen

21:07 Hangman and Bucks promo, Josh Alexander

36:30 Opps/Deathriders

1:00:46 Athena/Mercedes

1:08:30 Misogyny Jacob Friedman

1:19:51 FTR and the romance of a lifetime

Dynasty may have brought your girls down, but Dynamite this week brought them WAY WAY UP. We may be the only people on the entire internet who felt that way but we're bold truth tellers. We talk through Swerve's loss, the Young Bucks' return and what it might mean for the Death Riders' storyline, and what we want from pro wrestling overall. Plus, we're not animals - we talk about the Young Bucks's outfits, Kenny and the cuck chair, "dookie", Anthony Bowens's insane nipple shirt, and all the other events of the week. Enjoy!

(00:00) Chitchat Time and News

(12:18) Dynasty and Dynamite Vibe Overview

(16:06) Death Riders, CopeTR, the Elite

(1:08:06) Don Callis Family

(1:13:15) Ospreay, Speedball, etc

(1:19:17) Toni Storm and Megan Bayne

(1:24:39) Hurt People and MJF

(1:27:39) Chris Jericho, Bandido, and the Learning Tree

(1:42:35) Max Caster

(1:46:51) Adam Cole and the Paragon

This week, on HBO’s Original Series “The Pitt” starring Noah Wyle…..just kidding. Despite our best efforts, the girls settle down and talk wrestling—namely, their new favorite storyteller, Dax Harwood! Plus, the title scene gets intergender, Will Ospreay is Completely Fine, and the girls agree to disagree about Bobby Lashly’s kicky blue suit. Was there anything else going on this week? Can’t think of anything—wait. Did something happen between Swerve and Hangman this week? It might have come up!

0:00 Chit Chat Time

8:14 HBO’s The Pitt

11:26 Wide-ranging thoughts on media and national anthems

17:48 CopeTR and Death Riders Trios

38:26 Swerve&Willow vs Mox&Marina

43:42 Reactions to I Know.

57:59 The Owen

1:08:27 MJF/Hurt People

1:19:04 Adam Cole

Allie was at Dynamite this week so we got some fun on the ground reporting about reactions from the casuals and the crazed things that Justin Roberts says during the break! We also go through Kenny's in-ring promo that must've devastated poor little Will Ospreay, the way Claudio stands, whether Megan Bayne should be champ, MVP disappointing us with what can only be called a bitchfest (derogatory), the baffling Mark Davis and Kyle Fletcher relationship, plus -- and we're as surprised as you must be -- we do a DEEP dive into the story that FTR and Cope are telling (!!!!!). All that AND it's the finals of March Body Madness? You gotta listen to this.

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(02:10) Allie’s on the ground reporting from the St. Paul’s Dynamite

(07:15) Kenny Omega, Blake Christian, Speedball Mike Bailey

(17:34) Men’s Title Scene

(32:17) Women’s Title Scene

(42:41) CopeTR

(57:37) Callis Family

(1:08:39) Hurt People, MJF, &c.

(1:15:07) Opps and Max Caster

(1:18:59) Best Bods FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Tunnel Talk's fourth anniversary and we start with a little reflection on just how far we've come! Then it's over to the International Title scene where The Tournament to win a date with Kenny Omega finally wraps up with a surprising result--Kenny's taking two people to the prom! Then it's time for the Men's World Title, which is a little less interesting--for now. We talk about the Street Fight, plus do a little light speculating on where we could go next. Then we shake and quake right along with Megan Bayne, Kris Stat and Toni Storm! PLUS, it's the semifinals of our Best Bods Tournament!

0:00 4 year anniversary reflections!

16:17 International Tournament

32:51 Mox/Cope

55:41 Title Scene Speculation

1:11:04 Women’s Division

1:21:30 Best Bods

It’s Post-Revolution, and as always, your girls are right on time with their thoughts and observations! We bust through all the goings on at a breakneck pace, covering Nana acknowledging Swerve as his liege lord, Hangman’s new short curlycut, the final act of Mariah and Toni’s tragedy, Ospreay’s VERY good day at preschool, and of course, the quarterfinals of our Best Bods tournament! Join us!!!

0:00 chit chat time

7:08 general revolution thoughts

8:51 Swerve/Ricochet

18:27 Mox/Cope

35:12 Hangman/MJF

47:10 Toni/Mariah

55:40 Mercedes/Momo/Billie Starkz

57:41 Ospreay/Fletcher

1:12:16 Kenny/Takeshita/Tournament

1:25:22 Best Bods Tournament Quarter Finals

There was lots to get into this week in AEW! We talk about Toni and Mariah's brilliant promo work, Ricochet's incredible and perfectly annoying heel character, Renee’s trials (bad interviewee behavior), Megan Bayne’s trials (precarious wardrobe), the Death Rider’s trials (telling a coherent story), and Will Ospreay’s trials (immediately being abandoned by his only friend). Plus, it's WEEK TWO OF THE BEST BODS TOURNAMENT BRACKET!!!!!! The Eastern conference was tough and it's only going to get tougher. Join us for all the fun and YES, when we describe you as having a "cow body" it IS a compliment!

(00:00) Chitchat time

(12:10) Hangman and MJF

(21:54) Death Riders and Cope

(36:46) Megan Bayne & co

(39:48) Toni and Mariah

(47:24) Undisputed Kingdom and FTR

(49:02) Swerve, Ricochet, Brody & Okada

(57:04) Don Callis Family, Ospreay, Kenny

(1:10:14) Mercedes Mone plus Alex Marvez Wellness Check

(1:12:58) BEST BODS TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what, guys, we made it through February and you know what our reward is? THE BEST BODS IN AEW TOURNAMENT!!! MARCH MADNESS STYLE!!!! Anne got perhaps too excited about the data and the powerpoint, but sixteen beautiful bodies were selected — a sweet sixteen, if you will — and we talk through the first four match-ups in the Western conference. Plus I guess we talked about the week in AEW or whatever… luckily there were some extraordinarily beautiful bodies on display there as well. A special thank you to “Hangman” Adam Page for his chairwork. Happy March Madness to all who celebrate!

(00:00) Chitchat time

(08:31) A Plea for Production Meetings

(10:49) Hangman and MJF

(24:50) Ricochet, Swerve, and Nana

(37:06) Death Riders/Cope

(47:32) Jericho, Don Callis Family, Ospreay, Orange Cassidy

(1:06:16) MARCH MADNESS: BEST BODS IN AEW TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!

It’s the our last February episode and thank god for that.  Your girls were a leeeeeettle distracted this week, and conversations ranged a lot of new and interesting places, like our relationships with our mothers, the identity of the NHL commissioner and our new concept of a private figging stable for boys.  But we did manage to buckle down and get to a really fun week in wrestling.  Hangman and MJF put on a MASTERCLASS, and we attack their promo like the english lit nerds that we are.  Plus, Toni’s champ again to some of the pod’s surprise, Harley’s inspired Allie to make herself a puppet, and Will Ospreay and Adam Cole are NOT thrilled Orange Cassidy’s back.  Grab some smelling salts and join us!

0:00 chit chat time

9:25 death riders (first attempt)

24:21 death riders (second attempt)

32:35 hangman/mjf

1:01:33 toni/mariah

1:13:25 mercedes/harley

1:18:43 kenny and will

1:25:37 oc’s return

Some storylines at AEW aren't succeeding as well as others, but between Toni-Mariah and Hangman-MJF, we got LOTS of meat on the bone this week. Just a lot of juicy juicy psychosexual characterization meat on these ole bones! Plus, guess who came back? Guess who everyone in the iwc was most excited for? That's right, we saw our son Dustin Chuck Taylor again! Looks like February might be worth it after all.

(00:00) Chitchat time

(08:53) Death Riders

(27:36) Toni Storm and Mariah May

(39:50) Megan Bayne

(46:16) Hangman, MJF, Max Caster

(1:12:15) The Elite (past & present)

(1:20:33) Mercedes and Harley Cameron

(1:24:51) Flash topics: FTR, Hologram, Big Bill, Patriarchy