Turd Night

Wow. It’s here. One of the best representations of what Turd Night is all about: Love, passion, betrayal, football tosses, plastic spoons, and a motionless pug on a countertop. That’s right, it’s The Room! We’re talking all things Tommy Wiseau, Academy Award snubs, Paul Giamatti, absurd dialogue, and all The Room facts you can stomach. Today’s Turd Calls is with the Room fanatic Deidre Scott!

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Did you love E.T.? I’ll bet you did. Did you love it so much that you would want to see it butchered at the hands of lesser filmmakers? Probably not. Sound familiar? It’s Mac and Me this week on Turd Night. This week we dive in on Stewart Raffill’s filmography, the disgusting looking aliens, launching a kid off of a cliff, becoming an American citizen, and an ending that will make you BOO the screen. Erin Murphy returns for Turd Calls on this episode, too!

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There are several tiers of Turd Night movies and this movie is up on the top shelf. Samurai Cop is an unintentionally hilarious romp full of bad wigs, poorly choreographed fight scenes, and some of the worst ADR dubbing around. But we absolutely LOVED it and we think you will, too! We dive deep this week and talk about the infamous wig, Amir Shervan’s filmmaking career, one and done takes, and who the biggest scene stealer might be between Steve the Cop, the Costa Rican waiter, and the stuffed lion’s head.

From the jungles of the Amazon to the streets of Los Angeles, the lambada knows how to get the people GOING! This week on Turd Night, we dove into the sneakily addictive, 1990 lambada dance movie: the Forbidden Dance. We discuss the visible camera dolly, Jeff James’ current career, belly button switch blades, safe sex, and Menahem Golan’s relentless movie producing spree. Special thanks to Erin Murphy for the recommendation and for being the first person to be featured on the new segment, Turd Calls!

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Welcome to Jasper, Missouri, where tempers are runnin’ hot and the whiskey is runnin’ low. Patrick Swayze IS the coolest person in this movie (and possibly to ever exist). That’s right, we’re talking about the 1989 classic Road House! Join us, Tim and Dan, as we discuss incognito monster trucks, Sam Elliot’s pubes, shirtless Tai Chi, throat rips, and how often people have to sweep up eyeballs at the end of the night.

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Batman vs The Joker, David vs Goliath...Wesley Snipes vs Sylvester Stallone! This week on Turd Night we re-watched the futuristic/action/(comedy?) Demolition Man. Join us this week as we discuss cryogenic freezing, San Angeles, Stallone as a comic actor, how you ACTUALLY use the three seashells, and how on fire Sandra Bullock was in the early 90’s.

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Turd Night is biting back this week with a thriller you’ve probably seen before: Deep Blue Sea. Is this a Turd? Well, Samuel L Jackson plays a rich investor who has tasted human flesh, Thomas Jane is a shark wrangler with a prison record, and LL Cool J is a cook who used to be a preacher (who everyone calls “Preacher”)! Turns out, it most certainly is a Turd.

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This week on Turd Night, we flew from the top turnbuckle and dropped a big elbow onto No Holds Barred (aka Hulk Hogan giving an acting lesson on how to bring it!) Anything is better than Howard the Duck, and so is this movie; Hulk Hogan plays a wrestler who fights someone named Zeus...and maybe that’s all you need to know about it. We discuss Hulk Hogan’s musical album, Dan’s love for wrestling, the infamous “dookie” scene, Hulk Hogan’s ethnicity, and what it means to speak Hulk Hoganese.

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For the first time, we accidentally watched a non-Turd on Turd Night. Meaning = we DON’T recommend watching this movie! Which movie? Howard the Duck. Yikes. Unless you love to be punished with duck puns and disturbing Duck/Human relationships. This week on Turd Night, we talk about a snake named Steven, Ed Gale’s Hollywood dreams, duck boobs, Howard the Duck’s wallet condom, and George Lucas’ biggest regret of his career.

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We thought Showgirls was a bad movie, but that was before we watched Showgirls 2: Penny’s From Heaven. This movie is a re-telling of Showgirls but without the budget, camera gear, lights, microphones, heck, throw in any piece of a film set and they probably didn’t have it! This week on Turd Night, we talk about almost dying from laughter, stripping for a “Hollywood Producer,” Yoshinoya, UCB Improv, and what the Magic Castle is really like.

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