SHOW NOTES:

Cornhole Part 2 - my balls are so blue they're glowing like Doctor Manhattan

Voicemails to the Editor - it's Godfather to the Future 3

Make DARE Cool - more sucking every minute

Not Without Knotts - can't say Cr*zy H*rse anymore

What's In A Baby Name: Past, Present, and Future - he's a ball bearing bastard

Stay I Hear the Doctors - just forget about this one

The Dan Twins - you know what? forget about this one too

We The Fastards with Breakfastards - it's an elaborate wiring setup

Dirty Did Tiny Me - this is my son Lil' Dirty Bastard

Snacks Daily - he's a "son of Charlie Chaplin" if you catch my meaning