It's almost Thanksgiving, which means it's almost Thanksgiving. It's time for America's true holiday tradition: pretending to help in the kitchen while secretly watching football previews. This episode, we're breaking down the Cowboys vs. Chiefs matchup-two teams ready to ruin millions of family dinners before the turkey even hits the table.

Then we look at Lions vs. Packers, "Is Detroit actually good?" versus "Does Green Bay have any idea what they're doing?" experiment.

Meanwhile, the Ravens and the Bengals are prepping for an AFC North showdown that's guaranteed to feature injuries, drama, and at least one moment where you yell "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" at your TV.

We're serving predictions spicier than your grandma's questionable stuffing, jokes drier than your uncle's turkey, and enough sarcasm to fill a gravy boat.

Tune in for this Pre-Thanksgiving chaos that is the appetizer we all needed!