Week 162! We’re back from Thanksgiving break and catching up on everything that went down over the holiday weekend.

This episode includes:

• The right (and wrong) way to cook a turkey
• Why 500 degrees might feel like arson
• The Macy’s Parade becoming one giant fever dream
• Lip-syncing disasters and questionable float decisions
• Thanksgiving food rankings and family chaos
• Clara becoming an actual human overnight
• Dog food theft prevention strategies

Plus, we debate whether post-dinner naps are inevitable and why a Thanksgiving walk might secretly be elite.

Family, food, nostalgia, and complete nonsense — the holidays are officially back. Enjoy!