If your family drama isn’t enough this Thanksgiving, don’t worry — I brought my own. And it starts with burying babyfaces.

This episode, I unload with the precision of a drunk uncle diving into conspiracy theories — torching Hangman Page and his felony-filled “conflicted” era, Cody Rhodes and his emotional scrapbook tours, Jey Uso communicating only in YEET, Kenny Omega apologizing through five-star war crimes, LA Knight buffering mid-sentence, and Alexa Bliss rebooting her personality like an iPhone on low power mode.

Then we pivot to the actual saviors of wrestling: Dominik Mysterio, Drew McIntyre, and Don Callis — the only ones keeping the business alive while everyone else holds up motivational posters and cries about it.

Turkey, Trauma, and Terrible Babyfaces. Episode 2 is served.

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