Welcome to our very special (early) Coronation episode! We had high hopes of suggesting wholesome tasteful and patriotric Coronation themed activities, but we spend most the episode wondering if, in fact, our remarks might land us firmly in the Tower for treason. Gill also has to explain to Jo how swans work, Jo's doubtful trouser situation is called into question, and we ponder what it would be like to eat a seagull (but definitely not a swan). We do however come up with a great idea for a Coronation drinking game, which would in no way detract from the majesty of the day.