Twat Thoughts: A Trail Twats Podcast

Episode 17 brings the Core Four together — Andi, Taylor, Beans, and OG Trail Twat Cathy, aka Twisy Twat.

We're talking first impressions, reliving some of our favorite and most unhinged camping memories together, and putting everyone's questionable judgment to the test with a hilariously chaotic game of Guess the Number.

And because apparently we enjoy suffering, we also crack open a new seltzer that nearly had Cathy puking on camera. Four Twats.

Too many stories. Zero supervision. Zero filter.

Grab a drink, kick off your crocs and come hang with the Core Four.

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This week on Twat Thoughts, we're joined by Amanda and Melanie from Healing Hearts Through Hooves, the incredible organization selected for September's Trail Twats Give Back.

We talk about how Healing Hearts Through Hooves got started, the mission behind their work, how Amanda and Melanie met, and the impact horses can have on people who need a little extra support, connection, and healing.

Of course, we couldn't keep things too serious for long. We mix in plenty of Trail Twats stories, questionable decisions, laughs, and the usual unhinged horse-girl energy.

And to wrap things up, we put Amanda and Melanie in the hot seat with a round of Would You Rather: Horse Girl Edition.

Come learn more about an amazing organization, laugh with us, and find out how you can help support September's Trail Twats Give Back. 🐴🩵

To Donate this month, use this link: Healing Hearts Through Hooves TTGB

🎙️ Kick off your crocs, grab a seltzer and come hang out with the twats!

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We took Twat Thoughts to Tennessee for my birthday and sat down at Honey Creek Horse Camp with mule skinner and social media personality Amber Ashburn!

We get into alllll things mules — training, what makes them different from horses, the misconceptions people have about them, and why Amber does things the way she does. We also compare Florida vs. Tennessee trail riding, talk about putting yourself out there on social media when people either love you or love to hate you, and what it's like building a following while staying unapologetically yourself.

Obviously, we cracked open a new seltzer to review, talked plenty of shit, and actually wrapped this one up on time for once… because we had a Tennessee trail ride waiting on us.

Mules, mountains, birthday drinks & internet drama. What more could you want?

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It's our FIRST. GUEST. EVER. 🎙️ And who better to kick it off than Andi's longest-running friend (we're talking since 1999), Natalie Sciame of NS Equestrian!

This week, we're getting down to the nitty gritty of all things bits. Natalie joins us to break down what's actually happening inside your horse's mouth—from bit mechanics and pressure points to some of the biggest myths and worst advice floating around the horse world.

We talk good bits, bad bits, misunderstood bits, "gentle" bits that might not be so gentle, and why the answer to bitting problems usually isn't just throwing something bigger and badder in your horse's mouth.

Plus, we take your viewer questions, hear how Andi and Natalie became friends way back in 1999, probably get a little off topic, and—because this is still Twat Thoughts—try some seltzers along the way. 🍹😂

🎙️ Kick off your crocs, grab a seltzer and come hang out with the twats!

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Episode 13 is packed with hot takes, big plans, and a brand-new segment. We're talking about everything coming up, including the Glow Ride, Andi's birthday trip to Tennessee, and our upcoming OMGItsWicks ride and collab.

We also introduce "Am I the Asshole: Horse Edition" and jump straight into a controversial question: Is smacking a horse abuse, or can it be a necessary boundary when safety is involved?

Plus, we share the horses we'd own if money, experience, and common sense were completely irrelevant. Get ready for dream horses, questionable decisions, and plenty of unfiltered Twat Thoughts.

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This week on Twat Thoughts, we're coming in HOT. 🔥🐴

We kick things off with a round of Hot Takes before diving into alllll things horse camping—our favorite places to camp in Florida, must-have gear, camping hacks, and the things we've learned from spending way too much time living out of horse trailers.

Then we're getting into one of those horse-world topics guaranteed to light up the comment section: riding and training two-year-olds. When is it appropriate? When is it too much? And why does everyone on the internet have such a strong opinion about it?

We're also talking about Andi's upcoming Birthday Bash + Trail Twats Give Back Blowout, our upcoming trip to Love Valley, North Carolina—the little horse town where cars aren't allowed—and all the chaos we have planned.

And for Taylor's Twat Training Tip, we're talking trailer unloading: how to make getting OFF the trailer just as safe and successful as getting on.

Hot takes, horse camping, controversial horse opinions, birthday shenanigans, and a town built for horses… basically, another completely normal week in Twatlandia. 😂

🎙️ Kick off your crocs, grab a seltzer and come hang out with the twats!

Episode 11 is packed with horse education, internet drama, and—of course—more Facebook jail updates. We break down bitting, the common misconception that every single-joint mouthpiece is a snaffle, and some of the questionable horse education being confidently spread across the internet.

We also share the latest Trail Twats Gives Back updates, talk about the man publicly shaming one of our own after she was offered the job he lost, and discuss why confident women always seem to make fragile egos uncomfortable. Plus, we're sharing upcoming plans—including a night ride—and the latest chapter in our never-ending Facebook jail saga.

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Episode 10 is pure chaos 🤠🍻

We test our friendship with a lip-reading game, read this week's mean comments, spill the details on an exclusive horse influencer weekend, and discuss the infamous $96,000 zebra.

Taylor rides her horse to a bar to appear on a "dive bar TV show" that turns out to be a YouTube series, Rabbit has his first pool day, and we try a new seltzer that actually makes Andi puke.

Just another completely normal week on Twat Thoughts. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

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In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we are diving headfirst into the drama, the donkeys, and the questionable decisions.

We talk about the Give Back controversy and what happens when trying to do something good turns into a whole mess. Then we head across the world to talk about the Brumbies in Australia and the debate surrounding what's happening to them. Rabbit also takes his very first camping trip, we recap the Fourth of July chaos, and we officially announce that Twatsgiving is open to the public.

Taylor gives us the full story on breaking her donkey and, naturally, riding it to Applebee's because apparently that's just what we do now. We also talk new hair, try some new seltzers, and wrap it up with our Mean Comment of the Week.

As always, expect feral horse girl opinions, bad ideas, questionable life choices, and just enough confidence to make everyone nervous. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we recap the viral moment of Taylor and Crystal riding straight into a rezoning meeting to protest commercial development of farmland and AI data centers. Because apparently some people write emails… and some people saddle up.

We also break down how our Goodwill Gown Ride went, including the chaos, the questionable fashion choices, and the commitment to being the classiest twats on horseback. Taylor shares Twat Training Tips all about trailer loading, and Andi talks about her upcoming August birthday plans riding the Big South Fork trail system in Tennessee with Amber Ashburn.

Plus, we talk dream podcast guests — Yung Gravy and Tom Hanks, anyone?! — and tease some upcoming guests we already have scheduled. We also officially announce what we're planning for November: the first annual Twatsgiving camping weekend at Spirit of the Suwannee, featuring special guest Hayden Kristal performing a comedy show.

And finally, we read mean comments, try new seltzers, talk about our worst horse injuries, show off saddle slinkies and new Twat shirts, and continue proving that horse girls with microphones probably shouldn't be left unsupervised.

Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.