Diego Simeone thanks the mothers of his Atletico Madrid players for breeding them with such big "heuvos", big enough to get them past Chelsea. Listen in to get a translation.

Diego Costa dealt with divots, Jose Mourinho broke some unwanted records and after all that we've got an all-Madrid UEFA Champions League final, thanks to Real Madrid's merciless demolition of Bayern Munich.

David Basheer is back to host our motley crew of experts, including Vitor Sobral, Roberto Arrocha and Tom "Statto" Findlay. Listen in.